Submitted by ApothecaryRose on Sun, 11/14/2004 - 10:16pm. Um...
“I need a summer job. G-O-B! Job!”
-girl in my humanties class
November 11, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Thu, 11/11/2004 - 1:28pm. Um...
"Honey. Get real. You LIKE your BOYFRIEND."
~A girl in line at the Dollar Tree, to her friend behind her, in a tone of utter disgust.
Could just be a typo, but...
Submitted by AFSP on Wed, 11/10/2004 - 1:15am. Um...
"Tomorrow I have to attend a meeting with the head ponchos (top dogs if you will) of our faculty."

---an e-mail I got this morning
Submitted by Desert Fox on Mon, 11/08/2004 - 5:03pm. Um...
"Nobody can understand anything you say! Do you understand what I'm saying?"

Some dude on a bike yelling at someone on his cell phone, San Diego.
Chicken fat cookies
Submitted by NeKo on Fri, 10/29/2004 - 10:18am. Um...
My friends and I were eating lunch. One of the friends was really grossed out about learning in Social Studies that people made cookies using chicken fat during some world war. (i'm saying 'some' becasue i don't remember) so 'chicken fat cookies' was then the phrase of the day
friend: *whispers to me* we should come with chicken fat cookies some random day and give her one and tell her what it is after she eats it
grossed out: *angrily* what did you just say?!
me: she said that Brian likes chicken fat cookies
grossed out: how do YOU know?
friend: it says on his website. his mom makes them for him every time he comes home
-the Brian mentioned is the backstreet boy, Brian Littrell, the grossed out friend's favorite music artist
friend:*reading the classifieds in the newspaper* wow, this bartending job pays really well. But it must be hard having to learn how to make all of those drinks...
me: not as hard as making... CHICKEN FAT COOKIES!
grossed out: *sqeals angrily then chases me*
me: *runs away with an evil grin*
Submitted by Sephiroths_Slave on Wed, 10/27/2004 - 6:42pm. Um...
"Get out of here! Stop it! You're so ugly! You know, that's why people call ugly people dogs! Can it, mutt!"

-My older brother to a dog that was barking at him earlier tonight. I'm embarrased to even admit that we're related!!!
Submitted by Sephiroths_Slave on Mon, 10/25/2004 - 6:36pm. Um...
"Smarts: Um...well...he ranks somewhere between genius and moron. We're quite sure of this due to our extensive research."

-On a web site about Haldir of Lorien from the Lord of the Rings trilogy (I'm talking about the movies, people!)
Whata doozy
Submitted by BiteTheTongue on Thu, 10/21/2004 - 10:08pm. Um...
Teacher: ...so there's this Amish guy wh-
Student: Amish guy? That's so weird cuz' like yesterday Liz sang a song about an Amish dude. Whoa...that's like a haiku or something.
"Valley Girls"
Submitted by Sephiroths_Slave on Wed, 10/20/2004 - 7:50pm. Um...
Girl 1: "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't all, like, B-F-F-F-F!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I know, like, totally!"

-Two girls walking on my campus.
October 15, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Sat, 10/16/2004 - 11:36am. Um...
"Did you lose some teeth? No? Oh, well, maybe your hair is just flatter."
~My mom, to my little brother last night.