"You would never need to buy syrup again.... Hey, honey, would you like some syrup on your pancakes?"
-my bio ap teacher after telling us about Maple Syrup Urine Disorder

Three guys come up to me at Renaissance Festival this weekend. One was holding a sign, the other two were following him. On of the one following says to me:

"Would you like to buy a virgin?" And he points to the guy holding the sign. "For a while? An hour? A few hours? A day? A week?"

I just started cracking up laughing.

"yeah we've got spies! WE'VE GOT MORE SPIES THAN PEOPLE!"
-guy in my humanities class

“I need a summer job. G-O-B! Job!”
-girl in my humanties class