Size matters?
Um...
"who's he kidding? i have a blow-up monkey at LEAST that big!"
40-ish guy at the 2nd street cafe, ottumwa, iowa.
40-ish guy at the 2nd street cafe, ottumwa, iowa.
Breaking up is hard to do
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"You said you'd die if we ever had to be apart, and I want you to keep your word."
(confused) "I never said that."
(beginning to sob) "God, you took everything else, can't I just have my drama moment?"
a girl and a guy fighting at the Dry Dock, Cortez, CO.
(confused) "I never said that."
(beginning to sob) "God, you took everything else, can't I just have my drama moment?"
a girl and a guy fighting at the Dry Dock, Cortez, CO.
July 23, 2004
Um...
"I'm all alone now, though! So you have to steal another one and put it on your left foot."
~A girl in the church yelling to a girl two seats behind her
~A girl in the church yelling to a girl two seats behind her
July 23, 2004
Um...
"Do I have a hole in my bottom?"
~A girl to her friend at the beach. Actually, I knew she was referring to the bottom of her pants, but still it sounded rather amusing
~A girl to her friend at the beach. Actually, I knew she was referring to the bottom of her pants, but still it sounded rather amusing
July 23, 2004
Um...
"The other day I went to the closet and all my holes had pants in them!"
~A girl at the beach relating a story to the girl next to her
~A girl at the beach relating a story to the girl next to her
Trader Joe's is... Interesting?
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Woman looking extremely confused near store entrance: This is the first time I've ever been in here. It's... interesting. [pause]. Wait, is that organic?
~ Talking to her friend in Emeryville's Trader Joe's.
July 22, 2004
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"I chipped a tooth once. I was shoving broccoli into my mouth."
~A girl in the condo telling a story
~A girl in the condo telling a story
Scraping bowl
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"Man, you need scraping bowl."
"You ARE a scraping bowl!"
-Two guys talking over pizza, near University of Puget Sound, Tacoma WA
"You ARE a scraping bowl!"
-Two guys talking over pizza, near University of Puget Sound, Tacoma WA