February 2, 2004
Beautiful
"We could take a bunch of fairy tales, like Cinderella..."
"And Dumbo!"
"Dumbo was a true story!"
~Three people at drama last night... *blink*
"And Dumbo!"
"Dumbo was a true story!"
~Three people at drama last night... *blink*
January 28, 2004
Um...
"My computer's on fire!"
~A guy behind me in the computer lab. When a couple people (including me) turned to look, he said, "My computer's not really on fire, people! Didn't mean to scare you!"
~A guy behind me in the computer lab. When a couple people (including me) turned to look, he said, "My computer's not really on fire, people! Didn't mean to scare you!"
January 23, 2004
Um...
"You have no feet, you can't punch with your ankles! But me, I got LOTS of feet. So I'LL punch with my ankles!"
~One of my little brothers to another one, just a second ago, in the other room. I'm so glad I don't know what they're talking about.
~One of my little brothers to another one, just a second ago, in the other room. I'm so glad I don't know what they're talking about.
January 21, 2004
Bizarre
"We have these animals in our yard. They're like...enlarged squirrel heads."
~A girl at the Sunday school party
~A girl at the Sunday school party
January 19, 2004
Funny
"These are two mountains."
"What?! Oh. I thought you said two moms."
~Guy and girl in Campus Crusade. The guy was drawing a picture of two mountains with a bridge in between them.
"What?! Oh. I thought you said two moms."
~Guy and girl in Campus Crusade. The guy was drawing a picture of two mountains with a bridge in between them.
January 2, 2005
Funny
"Did you mean to do that?"
"No, I didn't mean to! I mean, I didn't mean to do it by accident."
~My dad and my brother, about something weird my brother had done. Apparently my brother *had* done it on purpose and couldn't figure out how to phrase it.
"No, I didn't mean to! I mean, I didn't mean to do it by accident."
~My dad and my brother, about something weird my brother had done. Apparently my brother *had* done it on purpose and couldn't figure out how to phrase it.
December 28, 2004
Funny
"Carlotta was amazing!"
"I just kept waiting for her to die."
~Two girls coming out of the POTO movie
"I just kept waiting for her to die."
~Two girls coming out of the POTO movie
December 15, 2004
Funny
"Is this REAL lasagna? With, like, noodles?"
~A girl at drama, asking about the food for our Christmas party
~A girl at drama, asking about the food for our Christmas party
December 8, 2004
Funny
"Does anybody have any floss?"
~A guy in drama, his first line on entering the room
~A guy in drama, his first line on entering the room
December 8, 2004
Um...
"Mr. Rogers!"
"Dude, Mr. Rogers can NOT fluff his hair!"
"Uh, yeah, and Mr. Rogers is DEAD!"
~Three people at drama, playing Charades. The answer was Princess Di, by the way.
"Dude, Mr. Rogers can NOT fluff his hair!"
"Uh, yeah, and Mr. Rogers is DEAD!"
~Three people at drama, playing Charades. The answer was Princess Di, by the way.