February 2, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Thu, 02/03/2005 - 3:08pm. Beautiful
"We could take a bunch of fairy tales, like Cinderella..."
"And Dumbo!"
"Dumbo was a true story!"
~Three people at drama last night... *blink*
January 28, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Fri, 01/28/2005 - 10:31am. Um...
"My computer's on fire!"
~A guy behind me in the computer lab. When a couple people (including me) turned to look, he said, "My computer's not really on fire, people! Didn't mean to scare you!"
January 23, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Sun, 01/23/2005 - 1:44pm. Um...
"You have no feet, you can't punch with your ankles! But me, I got LOTS of feet. So I'LL punch with my ankles!"
~One of my little brothers to another one, just a second ago, in the other room. I'm so glad I don't know what they're talking about.
January 21, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Sat, 01/22/2005 - 10:52am. Bizarre
"We have these animals in our yard. They're like...enlarged squirrel heads."
~A girl at the Sunday school party
January 19, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Wed, 01/19/2005 - 11:31am. Funny
"These are two mountains."
"What?! Oh. I thought you said two moms."
~Guy and girl in Campus Crusade. The guy was drawing a picture of two mountains with a bridge in between them.
January 2, 2005
Submitted by PurpleCow on Mon, 01/03/2005 - 6:27pm. Funny
"Did you mean to do that?"
"No, I didn't mean to! I mean, I didn't mean to do it by accident."
~My dad and my brother, about something weird my brother had done. Apparently my brother *had* done it on purpose and couldn't figure out how to phrase it.
December 28, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Tue, 12/28/2004 - 4:21pm. Funny
"Carlotta was amazing!"
"I just kept waiting for her to die."
~Two girls coming out of the POTO movie
December 15, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Tue, 12/14/2004 - 7:37pm. Funny
"Is this REAL lasagna? With, like, noodles?"
~A girl at drama, asking about the food for our Christmas party
December 8, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Wed, 12/08/2004 - 9:34pm. Funny
"Does anybody have any floss?"
~A guy in drama, his first line on entering the room
December 8, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Wed, 12/08/2004 - 7:53pm. Um...
"Mr. Rogers!"
"Dude, Mr. Rogers can NOT fluff his hair!"
"Uh, yeah, and Mr. Rogers is DEAD!"
~Three people at drama, playing Charades. The answer was Princess Di, by the way.