September 26, 2004
Bizarre
"What? You don't want to swim in my shirt?"
~A guy on the porch at SNAC, to the girl next to him.
~A guy on the porch at SNAC, to the girl next to him.
September 26, 2004
Um...
"I'm bigger, stronger, AND faster than you!"
"But I'VE got six chaos emeralds!"
~Another stupid argument among my brothers, this time the 7- and 3-year-old. Obviously the 3-year-old has been playing too much Sonic the Hedgehog.
"But I'VE got six chaos emeralds!"
~Another stupid argument among my brothers, this time the 7- and 3-year-old. Obviously the 3-year-old has been playing too much Sonic the Hedgehog.
September 23, 2004
Tragic
"Joel. I'm smarter than you. I would know this."
"Nuh-uh, I'm smarter than YOU!"
~My 16- and 7-year-old brothers. What kind of inane argument is this?
"Nuh-uh, I'm smarter than YOU!"
~My 16- and 7-year-old brothers. What kind of inane argument is this?
September 22, 2004
Funny
"In this skit, I play a little boy. Kind of like a little girl."
~A guy at drama working on developing his character.
~A guy at drama working on developing his character.
September 19, 2004
Bizarre
"Singing nuns, mooing kangaros...that's so SALAD!"
~A girl at SNAC, deciding what to put as her "other information" for the youth group address book
~A girl at SNAC, deciding what to put as her "other information" for the youth group address book
September 10, 2004
Um...
"Maybe they're making sun-tea."
~My mom, on seeing a nearly full bottle of Mountain Dew on the sidewalk outside our hotel
~My mom, on seeing a nearly full bottle of Mountain Dew on the sidewalk outside our hotel
September 10, 2004
Funny
"Oops, I told you to be seated too early. So, uh, please be standed."
~Fernando Ortega, during worship at the Just Give Me Jesus conference.
~Fernando Ortega, during worship at the Just Give Me Jesus conference.
September 10, 2004
Beautiful
"I wonder if there's any difference between men and women's brains." (a moment later) "Somebody should do research on it."
~The girl next to me at the Just Give Me Jesus conference.
~The girl next to me at the Just Give Me Jesus conference.
September 8, 2004
Bizarre
"I'm scared."
"Well, why don't you go potty upstairs?"
~My 5-year-old brother and my mom. My brother came downstairs after his bedtime complaining that he was too scared... so she tells him to go potty? Yeah. Soothing. Very.
"Well, why don't you go potty upstairs?"
~My 5-year-old brother and my mom. My brother came downstairs after his bedtime complaining that he was too scared... so she tells him to go potty? Yeah. Soothing. Very.