"Okay, so I was walking, and I was breathing..."
~A girl telling us a story

"EMPLOYEES
US OI LY"
~A sign on a door in the MSP airport

"Brownies are good for you when they're cold."
~A girl protesting the cooling of brownies

"What do you WANT me to eat, starch?!"
~A sudden angry yell from my friend's kitchen

"And my scrapbook tripled!"
"I thought you meant it reproduced."
"Or - what's that called - mitosis!"
"It mitosisized."
"It mitosed."
"'My toast'?"
~Two girls in the van on the way up to northern MN

"Do you have that song in my head again?"
~Me, to a friend who was humming a song

"I should go try this outfit on."
"Yeah, because it's nice to have shoes that fit."
~Girl getting ready for work and me. I fully intended to say "clothes" but "shoes" came out

"Sometimes people talk in their sleep and reveal secrets. But I don't think I've kept any secrets from you."
"I don't think I've kept any secrets from you either."
"Good. So we don't have to worry about talking in each other's sleep."
~Me and my best friend, trying to fall asleep. I make the stupidest gaffes at night

(Here comes the giant parade of quotes from the two weeks I was gone)

"Hold on, there's a mosquito on your head."
"Kill me! I...I mean, kill IT!"
~My friend and I at dinner the other night. Gah.

"I'm going for that 1950's gangster slash Elvis Presley impersonator look."
~A guy at drama, commenting on his costume