January 15, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Thu, 01/15/2004 - 6:12pm. Beautiful
"Is it track one?"
"No, it's, uh, track last."
~My parents, trying to play a certain song on a CD
January 14, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Thu, 01/15/2004 - 12:05pm. Funny
"Okay, so two Christmases ago I ask my grandma for a cardigan. Just a nice little Mr. Rogers' cardigan, you know, with the sleeves and the...? Well, Christmas morning, I get this nasty old lady sweater from the ugliest section of Wal-Mart God ever created!! So the next year I ask for a cardigan and I specify that I want the sleeves and everything. Guess what? EXACT SAME SWEATER!"
~Girl at drama practice.
January 14, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Thu, 01/15/2004 - 10:46am. Um...
"I never want to hear the word 'joy' again."
~Girl at drama practice
January 14, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Thu, 01/15/2004 - 10:25am. Funny
"What if it says, like, 'And they ate lamb with rice'?"
"No, we will have an actual Bible verse."
"What if it says, 'And they slew him on the battlefield and left'?"
"Yeah, or 'And Jobez was the father of Forthphrat'?"
~Guy, drama leader, and other guy at drama practice
January 14, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Wed, 01/14/2004 - 7:53pm. Um...
"Wicked, wicked monkey. Say wicked, wicked monkey."
~Girl at drama practice, to a guy sitting next to her
January 14, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Wed, 01/14/2004 - 7:32pm. Funny
"This is Bob the Cow. And Christina the Longhorn."
"What is with Sterling Christian and Bob the Cow?"
"It's Bob the Cow. He's sacred. He is Bob the Cow. He's Bob the Cow. He is the Cow, Bob. He is the Bob Cow. He is Cow the Bob. He, Cow, is the Bob."
~Guy and girl at drama practice (he went on for another minute or two)
January 14, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Wed, 01/14/2004 - 3:42pm. Bizarre
"They took a lot of your skin off."
"Yeah. Do you think it'll grow back?"
"Sure."
"Cuz the nurse said no, and I was like, 'What the h*ll?'"
~Two girls in line at the bookstore at Sauk. One girl was showing off her bellybutton ring.
January 11, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Wed, 01/14/2004 - 3:12pm. Wisdom
"Have your teeth ever craved something?"
"Uh... well, my teeth have craved cleansing, but..."
"Because my grandma said her teeth were craving chocolate the other day. Not her mouth, her teeth. And I thought she was crazy, but then this morning I woke up and my TEETH were craving those!"
~Two girls at The Crib, talking about ring pops
January 8, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Tue, 01/13/2004 - 2:37pm. Funny
"Grrr why are theys pop up things poping up????"
"Pop ups pop up."
"If the pop ups didn't pop up I don't think they'd be called pop ups."
"That was so profound it silenced the whole chat..."
~a few people in a chatroom I was frequenting
January 11, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Tue, 01/13/2004 - 2:18pm. Tragic
"If you like quilts as much as I do, put your hands up and go woo-hoo!"
~a guy in my youth group, singing into a mic