...Wise Beyond His Years...
Submitted by Sephiroths_Slave on Thu, 12/21/2006 - 6:56pm. Wisdom
\"Please, tell me! I\'ll understand! Please don\'t make me tell you what I know. My mind is a scary place!\"

-One of my best friend\'s (James) 11 year old cousins. My boyfriend whispered a kind of... Um... Off joke, and he REALLY wanted to know. Being reponsible adults *cough, cough* we didn\'t tell him.

\"You\'re a part of the family now? May God have mercy on your souls!\"

-That same cousin, named Steven, a bit later on that night in response to James telling my boyfriend, Sean, and me that we were part of the family now.
Standard procedure
Submitted by jcharles on Fri, 04/21/2006 - 1:00pm. Wisdom
"Well, how did you create the batch before?"

"I don't know... it worked before. *pause* Let's blame Dave. He's not here today."

- my co-worker and the woman on speaker phone in his office
During the Election...
Submitted by Sephiroths_Slave on Sun, 10/09/2005 - 3:39pm. Wisdom
-I found this in a notebook and could not stop laughing... This is a convo I wrote down that happened between 2 friends of mine during the Bush/Kerry election.-

Ananda: "Well, you can't spell Bush without the BS!"
Kristin: "Oh, yeah, well... You can't spell Kerry without the KY...*stalls* As in... Kill Yourself...*stalls* As in... If you vote for him! Yeah!"

-I am so glad I was there for that... The look on Kristin's face was priceless as she struggled to make sense! (and she still didn't!)
Rural Indiana
Submitted by jcharles on Tue, 08/09/2005 - 11:35am. Wisdom
"You live around 400 South, right?"

"Yeah. Don't drive by."

I was wondering why we should stay away, until he continued the story:

"So then the other neighbor comes out, and he takes out a shotgun..."

- two co-workers, as I was walking by, Indiana
22 June 2005
Submitted by eve on Thu, 06/23/2005 - 10:13am. Wisdom
"Yes, but you can't really navigate based solely on spite."
--A woman talking on a cell phone at Whole Foods
Submitted by Sephiroths_Slave on Sat, 06/11/2005 - 10:21am. Wisdom
Me: *sigh* life is dull!
Rabbi Rivzy: i kno i was just sketching stuff...like lions and things...lions r cool
Me: yeah... grr... lions...

-An AOL convo between me and the Rabbi (memo: NOT a real Rabbi! Just a friend who wants to convert to Judism!)
Submitted by Sephiroths_Slave on Sat, 06/11/2005 - 9:40am. Wisdom
"What do you know about Pirates?"
My Dad: "Um, they're eccentric, they like to have a good time, and they use the letter 'R' a lot! What is there to know?"

-My dad talking to his friend.
Proud Dad ?
Submitted by Daniel Lehan on Fri, 06/10/2005 - 11:47am. Wisdom
A man on the mobile:

Yes, she got teeth now, two lovely teeth.

2nd February 2004

Wood St Station, Walthamstow E17
The brain...
Submitted by sleepint0dream on Fri, 04/01/2005 - 1:10pm. Wisdom
Sarah: Jenna, do you know what the biggest sex organ in your body is?
Jenna: Um....the brain?
Sarah: Yep, I learned that in psychology today.
Jenna: Well it's a good thing, cause i've got a BIG brain.....
At a Dallas sports bar
Submitted by Jovantae on Thu, 03/31/2005 - 11:20am. Wisdom
"I've drank to so many other people's good healths that I have ruined my own ... "
--So said the old Scottish man at the sports bar while talking to a young lady.