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Yes. Yes it is.
Wisdom
"Evil is a valid lifestyle choice."
--one of the dozen or so kids in a group at Denny's. Durango, CO.
--one of the dozen or so kids in a group at Denny's. Durango, CO.
Simon Says
Wisdom
"It is illogical to stop because of a sign."
— my Italian instructor explaining why he wouldn't stop at intersections (Poppi, Italy)
This happened a few years ago, but I found the quote written down in an old notebook because I didn't want to forget it. This site seemed a good place to put it.
— my Italian instructor explaining why he wouldn't stop at intersections (Poppi, Italy)
This happened a few years ago, but I found the quote written down in an old notebook because I didn't want to forget it. This site seemed a good place to put it.
20 February 2004
Wisdom
"I'm not saying never. I'm just saying, until your job title is something like, 'Snoop's entourage member #6', you can't call them your cizzo-workas. "
--An exasperated guy talking on a cell phone at Andronico's.
--An exasperated guy talking on a cell phone at Andronico's.
What are we talking about here?
Wisdom
"Most of your problems can be solved by remembering to do it faster, deeper and harder."
— my fire dancing instructor to another student (San Francisco, CA)
— my fire dancing instructor to another student (San Francisco, CA)
Yeah, who needs all that honesty?
Wisdom
"As a friend, you should be able to say what's on your mind and be honest, and I hate that."
-A female coworker, talking on the phone.
-A female coworker, talking on the phone.
Rocket Man
Wisdom
A rocket scietist couldn't play guitar, I could
- guy sitting across from me at work
- guy sitting across from me at work
Love, Love Me Do
Wisdom
"I think I go with 'god' and 'baby' and 'yes' kind of stuff, rather than actual names, you know?"
"That's certainly safest, isn't it? I mean you don't want to be gasping out 'Oh, BLUTO!' when you're with Popeye, know what I mean?"
— two women speaking about sex (Miami, FL)
"That's certainly safest, isn't it? I mean you don't want to be gasping out 'Oh, BLUTO!' when you're with Popeye, know what I mean?"
— two women speaking about sex (Miami, FL)
My baby sister
Wisdom
"I don't get it, how do they decide who gets a fine and who gets arrested? Like is removing shopping carts a fine, but removing shopping carts an arrest?"
Bah, humbug
Wisdom
"i'm not getting him anything! there's too much to choose from! besides, i'm jealous. we didn't have all this cool stuff when I was a kid."
"me, neither."
"let's just find the legos."
"um... you might want to stick with lincoln logs. trust me."
- two 40ish men in a toy department in ottumwa, iowa... one of whom has clearly shopped for 'just legos' recently.
"me, neither."
"let's just find the legos."
"um... you might want to stick with lincoln logs. trust me."
- two 40ish men in a toy department in ottumwa, iowa... one of whom has clearly shopped for 'just legos' recently.
Beware, miscreants!
Wisdom
"Only he whose deeds are evil is afraid of Christmas."
--Our (Steff and I) mother, once again proving the apple doesn't fall far from the completely random tree. Ahh, genetics.
--Our (Steff and I) mother, once again proving the apple doesn't fall far from the completely random tree. Ahh, genetics.