PurpleCow's blog

February 2, 2004

"We could take a bunch of fairy tales, like Cinderella..."
"And Dumbo!"
"Dumbo was a true story!"
~Three people at drama last night... *blink*

January 28, 2004

"My computer's on fire!"
~A guy behind me in the computer lab. When a couple people (including me) turned to look, he said, "My computer's not really on fire, people! Didn't mean to scare you!"

January 23, 2004

"You have no feet, you can't punch with your ankles! But me, I got LOTS of feet. So I'LL punch with my ankles!"
~One of my little brothers to another one, just a second ago, in the other room. I'm so glad I don't know what they're talking about.

January 21, 2004

"We have these animals in our yard. They're like...enlarged squirrel heads."
~A girl at the Sunday school party

January 19, 2004

"These are two mountains."
"What?! Oh. I thought you said two moms."
~Guy and girl in Campus Crusade. The guy was drawing a picture of two mountains with a bridge in between them.

January 2, 2005

"Did you mean to do that?"
"No, I didn't mean to! I mean, I didn't mean to do it by accident."
~My dad and my brother, about something weird my brother had done. Apparently my brother *had* done it on purpose and couldn't figure out how to phrase it.

December 28, 2004

"Carlotta was amazing!"
"I just kept waiting for her to die."
~Two girls coming out of the POTO movie

December 15, 2004

"Is this REAL lasagna? With, like, noodles?"
~A girl at drama, asking about the food for our Christmas party

December 8, 2004

"Does anybody have any floss?"
~A guy in drama, his first line on entering the room

December 8, 2004

"Mr. Rogers!"
"Dude, Mr. Rogers can NOT fluff his hair!"
"Uh, yeah, and Mr. Rogers is DEAD!"
~Three people at drama, playing Charades. The answer was Princess Di, by the way.

November 25, 2004

"Why, I'd be GLAD to juggle two cushions and a pencil!"
~My father to my grandma, coming downstairs from finding books for my grandma to read

November 21, 2004

"Those are Tibetan boots!"
"No, they're not! And you do NOT own the Tibetan boots!"
~Two guys at drama, commenting on Guy #2's boots which... erm... didn't look particularly "Tibetan" to me.

November 11, 2004

"Honey. Get real. You LIKE your BOYFRIEND."
~A girl in line at the Dollar Tree, to her friend behind her, in a tone of utter disgust.

November 10, 2004

"'Why did God take her away?' Wait... her? Heh. My grandfather had a gender identity."
~A guy in drama, joking because he had said a line wrong. I sat there for a few moments puzzling this one out and then had to laugh out loud... doesn't EVERYONE have a gender identity?

October 29, 2004

"Did you hear about Christopher Reeves?"
"Yeah, he died."
"What'd he die of?"
"Stem cells."
"Oh... I thought he died of a heart attack."
"The stem cells caused the heart attack."
~Two of my brother's friends, debating this moments ago in my living room.