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August 8, 2004
Um...
"What does he want to do for a career?"
"Well, he likes Oprah."
~My grandma and uncle in the car on the way back to New York
"Well, he likes Oprah."
~My grandma and uncle in the car on the way back to New York
August 8 2004
Um...
"So, how's the wife?"
"Good. She's lost 80 lbs."
"Wow, she must look good."
"eh, she's still got a gut on her."
-- Overheard from cubicle next to mine. Bet that guys' wife would be happy to hear that.
"Good. She's lost 80 lbs."
"Wow, she must look good."
"eh, she's still got a gut on her."
-- Overheard from cubicle next to mine. Bet that guys' wife would be happy to hear that.
Front to back
Bizarre
"He has no lap."
"How can he not have a lap? He has a butt."
"The butt is not the lap. The lap is the opposite of the butt."
"No it's not. Not really."
"Yes...yes it is. It's a frontal butt."
— two women apparently discussing Muppets and their lack of laps (Oakland, CA)
"How can he not have a lap? He has a butt."
"The butt is not the lap. The lap is the opposite of the butt."
"No it's not. Not really."
"Yes...yes it is. It's a frontal butt."
— two women apparently discussing Muppets and their lack of laps (Oakland, CA)
Simple things
Wisdom
"Breathe up, not out."
— Renaissance Faire merchant to a woman she was lacing into a tight bodice (Novato, CA)
— Renaissance Faire merchant to a woman she was lacing into a tight bodice (Novato, CA)
Not really fighting
Ironic
me: Why ya gotta be that way?
my boyfriend: I'm not like anything. You're a certain way too.
I should have triple A write all my similes.
Um...
"Turning a car quickly is like a large football player trying to make a sharp turn at full gallop: sometimes it works, but sometimes it doesn't."
--From a driver training manual.
--From a driver training manual.
Personal phone call
Bizarre
"No, I meant for him to be in a box in your house." -- overheard from cubicle next to mine.
It's true.
Funny
"...So then he asks me how I would rate myself as a director on a scale of one to ten, and I'm like: 'Man, don't ask me that, 'cause if I say ten then I'm an asshole, and if I don't then I'm a fuckin' liar!'"
--Quentin Tarantino at the Kill Bill afterparty, to a crowd of hangers-on.
--Quentin Tarantino at the Kill Bill afterparty, to a crowd of hangers-on.