Submitted by boomer on Mon, 11/20/2006 - 5:36am. Graffiti
Submitted by Saint on Mon, 07/24/2006 - 4:22am. Graffiti
`Somebody NEEDS 2 make a complaint about these dirty restrooms at Customer Service.`

--it would be sort of ironic even if it were written in ink. But no, it was written in shit, on the back of the stall door. Wal-Mart, Cortez, CO.
Porta-potty Wisdom[?]
Submitted by Somnambulist on Fri, 07/07/2006 - 3:24pm. Graffiti
1: In the beginning GOD said ``Chuck Norris`` and there was light.

2: No, you got it all wrong; GOD asked CHUCK permission to turn on the lights.

3: There are some things you shouldn`t joke about.

4: Lighten up! Besides, GOD told me it was funny.

5: No, no; he`s right... You shouldn`t joke about Chuck... he might roundhouse you.
All of these are written in different handwriting in a porta-potty somewhere in Iraq.
More bathroom humor...
Submitted by Somnambulist on Sat, 03/25/2006 - 12:44pm. Graffiti
Found on a portapotty wall somewhere in southern Iraq:

Do you know why it's always so windy here?
Because Kuwait sucks and Iraq blows.
January 21 2006
Submitted by Mike on Sat, 01/21/2006 - 3:36pm. Graffiti
"Beware of the Handicapped"

--A sign in a driveway that caused me to circle my bike back and check again. Yeah, there was an "A" missing between the first two words, which was good because I was on a hill and someone in a wheelchair could've totally rushed out and bitten me on the leg before I could pedal away.
Homestar Runner
Submitted by Love_Basketball on Sun, 01/01/2006 - 6:17pm. Graffiti
graffiti: Brian Loves Trogdor!

I saw that on an overpass on the way home from South Carolina. I think it was actually in North Carolina though.
More Grotto Men's Room Graffiti
Submitted by umrguy on Fri, 12/09/2005 - 1:56pm. Graffiti
"What Would Joseph Stalin Do?"

I don't remember what they all were, but people had added a list of things such as "Kill political enemies" "Send people to the Gulag" etc. underneath it...
Submitted by Obsidiana on Sun, 11/13/2005 - 6:43pm. Graffiti
"COUNT DRUNCULA wants to steal your weed"

-carved into a ceiling beam in the living room at a party I went to last night
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Submitted by paul on Mon, 07/25/2005 - 4:48pm. Graffiti
Seen: a campaign sticker for some local politician named Pratt, in the rear window of a Volvo. The driver was going about 10 mph below the posted speed limit on a busy city street, causing cars to merge and flow by her in the right hand lane (it's four lanes, even though it's in a 30 mph residential area.) Basically, she was driving very badly.

I think the sticker was a very appropriate label for her.
A misquote or a confession.
Submitted by Fat Paul on Thu, 06/02/2005 - 11:26am. Graffiti

-Graffiti in a Colmar, PA train station. I think it's supposed to be lyrics from a Gorillaz song, but that should be "useless," not "stupid." Then again, maybe it doesn't have anything to do with the song.