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26 October 2003
Graffiti
"Gina is a dum ho."
"The defense rests, your honor."
--Written on the wall of a construction site near Lexington & 59th.
"The defense rests, your honor."
--Written on the wall of a construction site near Lexington & 59th.
Haha...stupid boys and girls
Graffiti
Seen: A green jeep grand cherokee near my apartment parking lot. The remarkable thing about it...it had PIG keyed on the passenger door. I would like to meet this pig.
It's a sign
Graffiti
WOOD FOR SALE does beavers good
--a sign by Hwy 666 (oh, excuse me, Hwy 491 now)
--a sign by Hwy 666 (oh, excuse me, Hwy 491 now)
My girl IS that dirty
Graffiti
"I wish my girl was this dirty"
--Seen written in the dirt on the side of a car, Wal-Mart parking lot, Cortez, CO.
I almost filed this under "bizarre" because almost the exact same graffiti appears as a toss-off in a book I read a couple of years ago (I think it was Storm by Boris Starling, but I couldn't swear to it).
--Seen written in the dirt on the side of a car, Wal-Mart parking lot, Cortez, CO.
I almost filed this under "bizarre" because almost the exact same graffiti appears as a toss-off in a book I read a couple of years ago (I think it was Storm by Boris Starling, but I couldn't swear to it).
Look, it's funny, really, I'm not crazy
Graffiti
1st handwriting: Give piece a chance.
2nd handwriting: Can't we all just git it on?
--Seen on a bathroom wall in Wal-Mart, Cortez, CO
No one ever understands why I find this so funny. *sigh*
2nd handwriting: Can't we all just git it on?
--Seen on a bathroom wall in Wal-Mart, Cortez, CO
No one ever understands why I find this so funny. *sigh*
30 January 2003
Graffiti
"Why do only work beautiful people work here?"
"Because you've had six beers."
--Written on the wall of the bathroom at Raleigh's
"Because you've had six beers."
--Written on the wall of the bathroom at Raleigh's
5 December 2002
Graffiti
"There's nothing so bad that a black cherry margerita and open toed shoes can't make better."
--Written on the counter in the bathroom at A Cuppa Tea
I'm going to stand back and admire my restraint here, for not scrawling something along the lines of "Hey, look everybody! This person's apparently found the cure for cancer!" in response.
--Written on the counter in the bathroom at A Cuppa Tea
I'm going to stand back and admire my restraint here, for not scrawling something along the lines of "Hey, look everybody! This person's apparently found the cure for cancer!" in response.
3 December 2002
Graffiti
"You can want what you will, but you cannot will what you want."
--Written on a cabinet in the bathroom at A Cuppa Tea
--Written on a cabinet in the bathroom at A Cuppa Tea
15 November 2002
Graffiti
"I have the strength of a bear who has the strength of two bears!"
--Written on a desk Dwinelle Hall
--Written on a desk Dwinelle Hall
21 September 2002
Graffiti
"Free Cowboy Hats!"
--Written on the wall of the women's restroom at Justice League
And for a second, I thought, "Hrm, wonder what the guy did? And what kind of parents name their kid Cowboy Hats?" And then in the next second I saw the arrow pointing at the toilet seat paper cover dispenser, and I thought, "Oh. I've been living in Berkeley too long. But those would make dumb hats anyway."
--Written on the wall of the women's restroom at Justice League
And for a second, I thought, "Hrm, wonder what the guy did? And what kind of parents name their kid Cowboy Hats?" And then in the next second I saw the arrow pointing at the toilet seat paper cover dispenser, and I thought, "Oh. I've been living in Berkeley too long. But those would make dumb hats anyway."