Seen from the cab of Mr Man's semi as we drove down I-69 in OK:
John
Is
A
Fag
It was written in the tar that they use to fix the cracks in the road, each just a few seconds further down the road. I knew they weren't really working!

"STOP! I NEED SLEEP!"

-written on a table in Yokum Lecture Hall at PSU

Amen to that...

"Gina is a dum ho."
"The defense rests, your honor."
--Written on the wall of a construction site near Lexington & 59th.

Seen: A green jeep grand cherokee near my apartment parking lot. The remarkable thing about it...it had PIG keyed on the passenger door. I would like to meet this pig.

WOOD FOR SALE does beavers good

--a sign by Hwy 666 (oh, excuse me, Hwy 491 now)

"I wish my girl was this dirty"

--Seen written in the dirt on the side of a car, Wal-Mart parking lot, Cortez, CO.

I almost filed this under "bizarre" because almost the exact same graffiti appears as a toss-off in a book I read a couple of years ago (I think it was Storm by Boris Starling, but I couldn't swear to it).

1st handwriting: Give piece a chance.
2nd handwriting: Can't we all just git it on?

--Seen on a bathroom wall in Wal-Mart, Cortez, CO

No one ever understands why I find this so funny. *sigh*

"Why do only work beautiful people work here?"
"Because you've had six beers."
--Written on the wall of the bathroom at Raleigh's

"There's nothing so bad that a black cherry margerita and open toed shoes can't make better."
--Written on the counter in the bathroom at A Cuppa Tea

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I'm going to stand back and admire my restraint here, for not scrawling something along the lines of "Hey, look everybody! This person's apparently found the cure for cancer!" in response.

"You can want what you will, but you cannot will what you want."
--Written on a cabinet in the bathroom at A Cuppa Tea