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Beautiful
[Umm...]
\"i\'m a robot.\"
\"let me access your mainframe. that means you get naked and i fondle you.\" -justin
[Tragic]
\"you\'re special. but not the special kind of special, more like the special kind... of special. kill me.\" -justin
[Bizarre]
\"i\'m gonna send you gay in the mail and you\'re gonna open it and be like \"FUCK, I GOT GAY\" \" -natalie
[Funny]
\"you\'re so heavy!\" -wes
\"...i have a big heart.\" -paul
[Funny]
\"you\'re 20? why don\'t you go do some taxes or buy a washing machine or something.\" -jake
[Umm...]
\"hey TRA-VAS, want to engage in some mutual masturbation AT THE OP-ER-A???\" -julie mcquary
[Funny]
\"WWVD: what would vagina do? OR, what would venereal disease?\" -kim
[Ironic]
\"does \"clitoris\" roll off the tongue?\" -julia
[Tragic]
\"did you know you weren\'t supposed to put aluminum in the microwave?\"
\"...yes.\"
\"WHERE WAS I when we learned this?\" -sarah
[Funny]
\"why are buildings called buildings? shouldn\'t they just be called... \"builts\"?\" -me to sarah
\"i\'m a robot.\"
\"let me access your mainframe. that means you get naked and i fondle you.\" -justin
[Tragic]
\"you\'re special. but not the special kind of special, more like the special kind... of special. kill me.\" -justin
[Bizarre]
\"i\'m gonna send you gay in the mail and you\'re gonna open it and be like \"FUCK, I GOT GAY\" \" -natalie
[Funny]
\"you\'re so heavy!\" -wes
\"...i have a big heart.\" -paul
[Funny]
\"you\'re 20? why don\'t you go do some taxes or buy a washing machine or something.\" -jake
[Umm...]
\"hey TRA-VAS, want to engage in some mutual masturbation AT THE OP-ER-A???\" -julie mcquary
[Funny]
\"WWVD: what would vagina do? OR, what would venereal disease?\" -kim
[Ironic]
\"does \"clitoris\" roll off the tongue?\" -julia
[Tragic]
\"did you know you weren\'t supposed to put aluminum in the microwave?\"
\"...yes.\"
\"WHERE WAS I when we learned this?\" -sarah
[Funny]
\"why are buildings called buildings? shouldn\'t they just be called... \"builts\"?\" -me to sarah
Back entry
Ironic
"where do they keep santa claus?" -my 6 year old sister, in the national museum of natural history
20 July
Funny
"La Crosse kicks La Ass."
"MINI-VAN...MEGA-FUN!"
"Jehovah's Fitness: running and jumping about for God."
"Isn't it great when plankton mate?"
"Get your learn on."
--various shirts at Urban Outfitters.
"MINI-VAN...MEGA-FUN!"
"Jehovah's Fitness: running and jumping about for God."
"Isn't it great when plankton mate?"
"Get your learn on."
--various shirts at Urban Outfitters.
14 July 2004
Beautiful
"Why doesn't she tell him that she has bronchitis, instead of just letting him assume she's a mute?!"
"If she had bronchitis he wouldn't kiss her."
"True love shares bronchitis."
-- April and Me [on the Little Mermaid]
"If she had bronchitis he wouldn't kiss her."
"True love shares bronchitis."
-- April and Me [on the Little Mermaid]
18 June 2004
Um...
"I wish we could've made it look more like urine."
--Me, commenting on Gabe's mustard-stained "BEER" shirt that we made after cutting him a wicked mullet.
--Me, commenting on Gabe's mustard-stained "BEER" shirt that we made after cutting him a wicked mullet.
2 June 2004
Funny
"Night girl/boy freak. Choose one or the other, then come back to me so I can decide if I'm gay or not."
"Dude, that's the best thing you've ever said."
"Write it down, mutant."
--Kent and Shawn
"Dude, that's the best thing you've ever said."
"Write it down, mutant."
--Kent and Shawn
2 June 2004
Funny
"...when they invented pennicilin and all those drugs, this is what happened to my eye, and I got a RECTAL ITCH."
-- my best friend's very straightforward grandfather
-- my best friend's very straightforward grandfather