mizzeghan's blog

From A Long Time Ago

"Racism is gay."
-- Mike

24 July 2004

"Let me be your kickstand."

--Chad

20 July

"La Crosse kicks La Ass."
"MINI-VAN...MEGA-FUN!"
"Jehovah's Fitness: running and jumping about for God."
"Isn't it great when plankton mate?"
"Get your learn on."
--various shirts at Urban Outfitters.

14 July 2004

"Why doesn't she tell him that she has bronchitis, instead of just letting him assume she's a mute?!"
"If she had bronchitis he wouldn't kiss her."
"True love shares bronchitis."
-- April and Me [on the Little Mermaid]

06 July 2004

"That reminds me of King Tut's mummified nut-sack!"
-Mitch. No explanation.

18 June 2004

"I wish we could've made it look more like urine."
--Me, commenting on Gabe's mustard-stained "BEER" shirt that we made after cutting him a wicked mullet.

2 June 2004

"Night girl/boy freak. Choose one or the other, then come back to me so I can decide if I'm gay or not."
"Dude, that's the best thing you've ever said."
"Write it down, mutant."
--Kent and Shawn

2 June 2004

"...when they invented pennicilin and all those drugs, this is what happened to my eye, and I got a RECTAL ITCH."
-- my best friend's very straightforward grandfather

May 30 2004

"What's the plural of 'ass'? 'Asss'?"
-- Natalie, hilariously serious

18 May 2004. Calculus class.

"I got in the fight at computer camp because some kid stole my "Where's the Beef?" hat."
-- Mr. Ferenz, nostalgic and vengeful

Ben Kweller

"It makes this sound when you French kiss it real fast. Don't do it, though. Don't try that on your loved ones."
"What happens when you make love to it?"
"When you make love to it, it breaks. The holes are too small. [Laughs] College kids."
-Ben Kweller and a guy talking about a harmonica at his concert at Whitman College, Walla Walla, WA.