"There's a bug on the screen!" (Everyone looks) "Oh, wait, it's gone. Fine. Go ahead. Make me look like a liar."
~A girl sitting on the living room, watching the screen door

"Just take off your feet and put them away."
~A girl to me, presumably meaning "take off your shoes"

"The other day I went to the closet and all my holes had pants in them!"
~A girl at the beach relating a story to the girl next to her

"My toes are ugly fat men!"
~A girl staring in distress at her toes

"It's a good thing I'm wearing this, because if I wasn't, I'd be wearing something else."
~A very logical girl walking out the front door

"If there's a line on your hand, it's a spider bite and the poison is flooding into your heart. You might want to go to the doctor."
~A girl at the dining table, reacting to a bite on another girl's hand

Woman looking extremely confused near store entrance: This is the first time I've ever been in here. It's... interesting. [pause]. Wait, is that organic?

~ Talking to her friend in Emeryville's Trader Joe's.

"I chipped a tooth once. I was shoving broccoli into my mouth."
~A girl in the condo telling a story

"...and someone pulled her skirt up over her ass, and we were like ohmygod!"

"It was, like, she KNEW what was in my head, dude!" "You mean, like, she knew you wanted to **** her, man?"
--two young men overheard in a Denny's Restaurant in Temple, TX