"It's a cape. It's SUPERTHUMB!"
~A guy at drama, who had a bit of torn nylon draped over his thumb. It did look like a cape, I suppose.

Finally done with all the Green Bay ones - now on to a couple normal ones I collected this week :)

"You scrubbed your nose off! It's so cute!"
~A girl at youth group, to someone behind me. I really hope I heard this wrong.

"Your stomach hurts? And you haven't eaten anything? Eat something and it'll go away. If that doesn't work, rub your stomach and if THAT doesn't work, eat something AND rub your stomach."
~Guy talking to another guy in the hall

"Get off my bed, you little termite, let's fight!"
~Girl to a friend of hers in the sleeping room

"Good night, John Boy."
"Good night, Mary Ellen."
"There's a guy in here?!"
~Two leaders in the sleeping room and a girl who obviously didn't get the reference

"Good night! Good night! Sweet dreams! Good night! Good night! I won't stop singing if you won't stop talking! Good night! Good night! Sue has an awful voice! Good night! Good night! I have an awful voice."
~A leader trying in vain to get the girls to shut up so we could sleep

"Everybody was tofu fighting..."
~A guy singing as he walked to the guys' sleeping room

"It won't stop rolling!"
~A girl from the bathroom stall next to me, apparently in distress. Turns out she was talking about the toilet paper, but... yeah, I was confused for a little bit.

"Look! That kid is in a CAGE!"
~A very distraught girl, pointing toward a six-month-old across the street. He was happily playing in a playpen, with his parents right next to him. We tried to explain that it wasn't a cage, but she wasn't getting it.

When my nephew was 3, I was visiting at his house and we heard the Icecream Truck coming. He perked up and ran to the door and exclamed, "It's the singing van!" My sister quickly stepped in and said, "You know, Aunt Cheryl, there is this van that just drives around our neighborhood playing music. It's the strangest thing."

Poor kid, it was another couple of years before he figured out that the singing van also sold icecream.