18 August 2004
Submitted by Appie86 on Wed, 08/18/2004 - 7:21am. Um...
"I hope it happens soon. That would be a great time for that global warming to kick in." -- woman on office phone.

Is anytime a great time for global warming to kick in?
August 8 2004
Submitted by Appie86 on Mon, 08/16/2004 - 12:38pm. Um...
"So, how's the wife?"
"Good. She's lost 80 lbs."
"Wow, she must look good."
"eh, she's still got a gut on her."
-- Overheard from cubicle next to mine. Bet that guys' wife would be happy to hear that.
Personal phone call
Submitted by Appie86 on Thu, 08/12/2004 - 12:23pm. Bizarre
"No, I meant for him to be in a box in your house." -- overheard from cubicle next to mine.