V as in...
Submitted by Saint on Fri, 08/12/2005 - 11:33pm. Funny
"It's on Road V.... V.... No, V. As in vagina.... Right, yes, V as in Victor, like I said."

--a guy talking on a cell phone, in the Southwest Memorial parking lot. Cortez, CO.

You know, off hand, I'm not sure what the first v-word to come to mind would be. Vendetta, maybe, since I've been browsing graphic novels recently.
It's all in the semicolon.
Submitted by MaeveEnRoute on Mon, 08/08/2005 - 7:06am. Funny
"She's a little sharp; I need another beer." - girl at karaoke, Cambridge, MA
1 August 2005
Submitted by eve on Mon, 08/01/2005 - 11:26pm. Funny
"The light we see now left the sun 8 minutes ago. So if the sun goes out, we've got 8 minutes of light left. Before it gets friggin' cold."
"If the sun goes out, like, seriously blows up, I actually think gravity is the more immediate concern. I don't really know, without the sun, gravity might go screwy."
"Man, I hadn't even thought about that. I feel like I should hold onto something. I'm going to have to, like, sleep holding on now."
--A girl and a guy at the Parkway theatre
It's a spider!
Submitted by jcharles on Tue, 07/26/2005 - 6:39am. Funny
"If somebody doesn't kill that spider, April's going home."

* a little while later *

"You can call me a sissypants all day long. I really don't care."

- two co-workers (one named April), a few rows away, cubicle farm, Indiana
Yr 9 English Class
Submitted by groovy_lil_chicky_babe on Mon, 07/18/2005 - 6:47pm. Funny
Well this isn't really something i heard on the street but still hillarious!!!

during a very long double english class my friends and i were looking up 'yo mamma' jokes on

and reading them out loud to the rest of the class when we came across:
'yo mammas so ugly she turned me gay!'
and read it out loud.

We had momentarily forgotten that our teacher is gay!!!
Surfer DBA
Submitted by jcharles on Mon, 07/11/2005 - 6:49am. Funny
"I just want to write to that dude. I mean, there must be, like, some serious floater action going on."

- a co-worker, in a cubicle nearby
I'm not sure pink is their color.
Submitted by Saint on Sat, 07/09/2005 - 12:11am. Funny
"I want to make a rhino habitat."
"Out of doll furniture."
"They're very small rhinos."

--two guys in the toy department at Wal-Mart, surveying the Barbie section. Cortez, CO.
Dash of gall
Submitted by zytka on Fri, 07/08/2005 - 3:08pm. Funny
"My point would have been much more impressive if you hadn't brought that up."
"Yeah, I had the gall to bring facts into the situation."
— two guys at my office during a good-natured argument (Emeryville, CA)
Cussing customers
Submitted by Kerath on Mon, 07/04/2005 - 12:24am. Funny
"What if there was no such thing as cussing? Then the people at Dunkin Donuts could eat all the donuts they want."
"What does cussing have to do with donuts?"
"I didn't say cussing! I said customers."

- my sister and I about ten years ago when we were driving to local pizza place
5 July 2005
Submitted by eve on Sun, 07/03/2005 - 2:52pm. Funny
"The thing is, drinking beer is just like anything else in life. You have to practice, practice, practice to stay good."
--A guy outside the Cheeseboard