2 November 2004
Submitted by eve on Tue, 11/02/2004 - 2:41pm. News
You probably don't need me to remind you, but...


Voting! It's so hip, and yet so worthwhile. You can find out where at this site, or at this site if the first one is overloaded.
1 November 2004
Submitted by eve on Mon, 11/01/2004 - 2:19pm. Funny
"How was the party?"
"We had two different girls, and one guy who dressed as Ashlee Simpson. Brown wig and a tape recorder."
"Oh. Closet fans in mourning."
--Two guys at Safeway
25 October 2004
Submitted by eve on Mon, 10/25/2004 - 8:05am. Beautiful
"Oh, sure. Go on, invoke that wrath. Brilliant."
--A guy to a girl at Mars
22 October 2004
Submitted by eve on Fri, 10/22/2004 - 7:58am. Wisdom
"I hate to say it, but have you considered transferring your affections to a team with less of a suck factor? "
"No, see, that's the problem. Once the local guys lose, then I automatically root for whoever's the underdog."
"Oh, so you're screwed by design, then. You should reconsider that. Might be a less frustrating experience."
--A girl and a guy at Andronico's
19 October 2004
Submitted by eve on Tue, 10/19/2004 - 11:12pm. Funny
"I say the directions were underspecified."
"Yes, but since I was the one who said, 'get a room', I thought you'd realize that I didn't mean mine."
--Two girls talking at Andronico's
16 October 2004
Submitted by eve on Sat, 10/16/2004 - 4:39pm. Bizarre
"Apparently he had to talk her out of naming the baby Nintafiv."
"Is that... Norwegian?"
"No, Nintafiv -- like, "nine to five", I think. But then it was a boy, and he convinced her that would be too cruel."
"Isn't she actually Norwegian, though?"
--Two women talking outside Thai House
4 October 2004
Submitted by eve on Mon, 10/04/2004 - 8:12pm. Bizarre
"And I'm like, 'Do you realize that I practically eat tomatoes for a living?'"
--A man in the dairy section at Andronico's, talking on a cell phone.
2 October 2004
Submitted by eve on Sat, 10/02/2004 - 12:02pm. Wisdom
"Well, wear clothes you can move in, and if you're going to wear pants, get a rubber band for the right cuff."
"Yeah, I was planning on wearing shorts, which solves that. But not boxer shorts. That's the wrong kind of able to move."
"You're never having children, you know that, right? Briefs supposedly impair that."
"Yeah, yeah, that's not a bad thing." *turning to walk off*
"That doesn't count as birth control!"
--A girl and a guy outside the Cheeseboard.


Yeah, I should post more. See previously cited problems of working too much and interacting with the non-work (and therefore quotable) world too little. Working on it, though, don't give up on In Passing just yet...
23 Jul 2004
Submitted by eve on Fri, 07/23/2004 - 1:16am. Wisdom
"I was in a band where we had a rule, all guitar or drum solos had to be at least one cigarette long... And I didn't even smoke."
--A guy standing outside Taqueria Cancun
19 July 2004
Submitted by eve on Mon, 07/19/2004 - 1:15am. Funny
"No self respecting super hero would wear open toed shoes."
--A guy on AC Transit