19 October 2004
Submitted by eve on Tue, 10/19/2004 - 11:12pm. Funny
"I say the directions were underspecified."
"Yes, but since I was the one who said, 'get a room', I thought you'd realize that I didn't mean mine."
--Two girls talking at Andronico's
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Posted by Intelligirly on Fri, 10/29/2004 - 6:19pm.
I seem to be "Braiding." Or:
A person's limbs and joints were shattered, then their now-mushy limbs were braided through your wheel-spokes. Still alive, they were left to die in this fashion, either from starvation or heat/cold.

It DOES sound effective...and think of the agression you would work out by the shattering. And the braiding of the limbs somehow appeals to my bit of OCD.

I love Mike!
Here is a Friday song... I
Posted by Cebu on Fri, 10/29/2004 - 12:44pm.
Here is a Friday song...

I am your child
Wherever you go, you take me too
Whatever I know, I learned from you
Whatever I do, you taught me to do
I am your child
And I am your chance

Whatever will come, will come from me
Tomorrow is won, by winning me
Whatever I am, you taught me to be
I am you hope, and I am your chance
I am your child

Whatever I am, you taught me to be
I am your hope, I am your chance
I am your child

...because of the concert I'm going to tonight.
Posted by Saint on Wed, 10/27/2004 - 10:55pm.
Yet another pointless link: What torture method are you?. Slow-loading, but work-safe.

I'm the Water Wheel.
Quick to Load - quick to annoy
Posted by TheEileen on Tue, 11/02/2004 - 2:28pm.
It didn't take any time at all to load. But it should have with all that c**p on it. I could hardly figure out the site what with all the advertisements bouncing and spinning and blinking all over it. It really was quite difficult to figure out what was content and what was not.

I'm stoning, also, by the way.

Take the road not taken - the leaves crunch that much louder!
*hangs head*
Posted by Saint on Thu, 11/04/2004 - 1:16am.
I'm very sorry, TheEileen. Here, have a couple ad-free flash games (gotta play the first one first): Pinguin and Pinguin Extreme.

When I first hit the torture quiz site, it had a message on the second page warning of unusually high traffic, resulting in unusually long delays. So maybe they got past it, and that's why no one else had a problem loading it.

Speaking of quizes, one more for the road: Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer?
You should, young lady!
Posted by TheEileen on Wed, 11/10/2004 - 12:27pm.
Not for sending me to the ad-laden site, mind you. No, for sending me to a site wherein innocent, young fowl are cruelly whacked and decapitated. Bad, Saint. Bad!

9 out of 10 for me also - I missed the guy who was a computer programmer (not inventor), but who killed lots of people.

The Eileen

p.s. Can I just point out that little penguin heads don't really contain quite that much blood. I'm just saying.
9 out of 10
Posted by umrguy on Sat, 11/06/2004 - 11:47am.
Not bad for not knowing any faces other than that of David Berkowitz. My only mistake was guessing "Programmer" on one serial killer (hey, I AM a comp sci major, after all). Such is life.

-There's someone in my head, but it's not me.-
Posted by daen on Sat, 11/06/2004 - 10:55am.
8 of ten. I'd claim it comes from exposure to the true crime books (Ann Rule and company) that people keep signing out, but I hadn't even heard of some of those serial killers before. For that matter, I hadn't heard of some of the programmers before, either.

Oh, and by the way, I'm The Brazen Bull.href>
Posted by Matt on Thu, 11/04/2004 - 8:18pm.
4 out of 10. It just goes to show ya how fine the line really is. And I got zero out of the first five.
40 percent too
Posted by Jon on Fri, 11/05/2004 - 6:51am.
I knew some of those programmer names, but picking them out of a lineup? Apparently not my strong suit. :^)
Posted by Kris the Girl on Thu, 11/04/2004 - 9:03am.
I got a 9 out of 10 on ther serial killer vs. programmer thingy.
I'm not really sure if that's a good thing.
Ah ha!!
Posted by ParU on Thu, 11/04/2004 - 9:00pm.
I got 8 out of 10 on the serial killer quiz!
It's Amino world without Chemists
Posted by Matt on Tue, 11/02/2004 - 11:54pm.
Maybe it loaded quickly for me because my Opera browser automatically blocks a lot of that spinning moving crap. I love my Opera, I do. It works for 98% (or so) of everything I do, doesn't ask many questions, and even seems to conflict with a lot of spyware programs.

Wicked awesome! As a dear friend of mine would say, if she were into computers.
Posted by Matt on Fri, 10/29/2004 - 2:02pm.
I got it to load in less than a second. Maybe it's a West Coast server.

I'm The Rack. Which is weird, 'cause I'm already kinda tall and thin.
Posted by Cebu on Fri, 10/29/2004 - 12:39pm.
I am 'stoning'. I *do* like to throw things.
Posted by copperhead on Fri, 10/29/2004 - 12:27pm.
man you ain't kidding about slow loading. i'm the cat's paw.

i went to war for my country and all i got was this lousy stump.
Posted by Matt on Fri, 10/22/2004 - 11:58pm.
Okay, I've checked this site, like, 5 times today and no one has posted a single comment? Not even a song? Fine.

I read the news today oh, boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh and
I saw the photograph

He blew his mind out in a car
He didn’t notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They’d seen his face before,
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of lords.

I saw a film today oh, boy
The english army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had a look
Having read the book,
I’d love to turn you on...

Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late.

Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream


I read the news today oh boy
Four thousand holes in blackburn, lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all,
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the albert hall.
I’d love to turn you on...
I heard the news today
Posted by cariadwen on Wed, 10/27/2004 - 3:31am.
An appropriate post to be the first thing I read after I heard John Peel died....a massive loss to all free-thinking music fans, may he Rock In Peace.
Posted by marinerd on Tue, 10/26/2004 - 7:31am.
I just listened to this song today. I'll always be a beatlemaniac.
Posted by Matt on Thu, 10/21/2004 - 12:38am.
I just wish I knew the final result of all this. What did the second girl see, if anything? And how many times did she launder her sheets before she felt comfortable sleeping in her own bed again?
Perhaps they were roommates
Posted by hypoxic on Fri, 10/22/2004 - 7:42am.
and they didn't use her bed? But if they did then I'm guessing that the other party was probably Monk. And he got the friend in there too.

Free the hampsters!
Posted by Saint on Wed, 10/20/2004 - 11:38pm.
I don't really have anything to say, but it seems like this kind of fits here.... (Arrow keys to steer, space bar to shoot.)

Okay, I lied, I do have something to say: I like the word 'underspecified' and I think I might have occasion to use it with management some day soon.
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