17 July 2004
Submitted by eve on Sat, 07/17/2004 - 1:13am. Beautiful
"She was like, 'Oh, I thought Buddy was lost!' and reaches under the bed."
"Teddy bear?"
"Pet snake."
--Two guys talking at Raleigh's.
13 July 2004
Submitted by eve on Tue, 07/13/2004 - 1:12am. Funny
"Tartare was kind of the sushi of France. Until the madness."
--A guy to a girl at Whole Foods
10 July 2004
Submitted by eve on Sat, 07/10/2004 - 1:06am. Funny
"Weren't you supposed to just sit on the curb and wait for me?"
"Yeah, only apparently New Orelans had some kind of curb law."
--A girl and a guy at Angel Street Thrift Shop
5 July 2004
Submitted by eve on Mon, 07/05/2004 - 1:04am. Funny
"No, the other day, I was in the elevator, and I look down, and there's a syringe. With a cap on it. Like, somebody just dropped a syringe! 'Too many syringes, just dropped one.'"
"Ew, God, how sketch. That's not even ghetto. That's pure sketch. Where the hell were you?"
"...In my apartment building."
"I'm sure it was a diabetic."
--Two men at Bar Rouge
2 July 2004
Submitted by eve on Fri, 07/02/2004 - 1:03am. Beautiful
"It's just that I've yet to really find someone who was willing to commit."
"Too much 'just hooking up, not enough quote unquote together?'"
"No, not commit to me, comitt to the drama. Really dive in, you know?"
--A girl and a guy at Jupiter
1 July 2004
Submitted by eve on Thu, 07/01/2004 - 1:01am. Funny
"He was like, 'Ugh, you smell like vodka,' and she just shrugs and says, 'What flavor?'"
"Stoli strawberry always smells like air freshener to me, too."
--Two guys at Bliss Bar
27 June 2004
Submitted by eve on Sun, 06/27/2004 - 12:58am. Tragic
"Less the fact that he's still with Liz, more the fact that he says Liz wouldn't freak out over something 'little' like this."
--A woman talking on a cell phone at Andronico's.
23 June 2004
Submitted by eve on Wed, 06/23/2004 - 5:59pm. Beautiful
"How do they even live with themselves? Sitting there all day, next to the corn cherry scones, knowing they're clearly inferior. Pity the plight of a mere strawberrry scone."
--A guy at Arizmendi bakery
20 June 2004
Submitted by eve on Sun, 06/20/2004 - 5:58pm. Beautiful
"It must be so sad to be a lady with a flower stand. People buying flowers for their girlfriends all day, for their mothers, for their birthdays."
"That sounds really happy, actually."
"Yeah, but no one's ever going to buy flowers for her. They'll think, 'flower lady. Doesn't need more flowers.'"
"I'll bet she's sick of flowers. With a job like that you probably want... waffles."
--A girl and a guy walking down Durant st
17 June 2004
Submitted by eve on Thu, 06/17/2004 - 5:56pm. Bizarre
"Adorable. Litigatable. Adoralitagatable."
--A woman talking on the phone at Whole Foods