Scarily enough, between the ages of about 7 and 9, the one thing I wanted most in life was to be a back-hoe operator.

Seriously.

Repeating myself here (as I'm wont to do)... I remember a friend of mine at Cal Poly. He was getting his Master's in Math and was taking 4 graduate Math classes and Tractors! That was a class where you got to operate heavy machinery (backhoes, bulldozers and the like) and learned how to fix them. Essential for those who were planning to operate a modern farm. But a cool college class... I wished I'd thought to take that class...
It's Amino world without Chemists

This Rorschach website gave me a virus! Luckily my virus protector caught it. You can't be too careful!

Didn't realize. *shrug* It didn't give me one, thankfully.

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate that you're seriously demented, and a definite danger to yourself and others. You ought to be in lockup, in solitary confinement because of your sick ideas and mental problems. One of your biggest problems is that you don't think there's anything wrong with you. People who answer as you did never read instruction manuals and fail to change the oil in their cars.

Long-Term Prognosis:

You will need intensive psychological care for the rest of your life because of the factors described above. Stay away from other people if at all possible; just use the internet. Don't go outdoors or you're doomed. You are deeply scared of anything dangerous, violent, or threatening, which actually makes perfect sense, now that we think about it.


-There's someone in my head, but it's not me.-

My diagnosis is intensely disappointing.


Diagnostic Overview:

You are only slightly disturbed, and are probably okay to be alone with small children (as long as they've been warned). A brain-transplant is probably the only thing that might keep your mental health in check. You should also check into some of the doofier religions that people laugh about. People who answer as you did always cheat at card games or other pursuits.

Long-Term Prognosis:

Forget your lifelong dream of becoming a back-hoe operator. Because of your condition, we recommend that you not operate any heavy machinery until you work out your problems; which is to say, "never". Clearly you hate your mother and depise your father, but this is normal so don't sweat it. (We all hate your mother and despise your father.)

Diagnostic Overview:

You are unbalanced but still functional in society. Barely. Consider voluntary admission to a whacko-ward until you figure out what the hell your problem is. You shouldn't be left alone for any length of time because your bizarre ideas will get you into trouble. Again. People who answer as you did are most likely to die from being shot by their gay lover's jealous spouse.

Long-Term Prognosis:

You can be cured, but only if you stop watching The Jerry Springer Show. Meditate deeply, become aware of who you are and your place in the world. Find inner peace and become content to master yourself. Or forget all that crap and go have a beer- it's cheaper and faster. You also hate your brothers and sisters because of childhood traumas (unless you don't have any brothers or sisters, in which case, you hate someone else).

Did anyone re-evaluate?? I got:

Diagnostic Overview:

You have a disregard of all rules and take sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, you like hockey. There is no likelihood of your making any recovery from this, so wallow in self-pity and then have another beer and some chips. People who answer as you did are most likely to die from being shot by their gay lover's jealous spouse.

Long-Term Prognosis:

With luck, you could exist in a vegetative state, doing phone sales or selling insurance. Just don't push it; too much brain work will make your butt ache. You don't hate your mother and father, but you hate total strangers and anyone wearing blue. Lithium is prescribed in your case, lots and lots of lithium.

I can't make up my mind as to which I prefer, but I really only hate one or two of my siblings. *G*

Oh, and Matt, I'll now be lost diagnosing your disappointment in your results. Thanks a lot. :^P

Apparently, you should really, really avoid taking a gay lover!

Indeed.

*G*

Uh, you lost me. What's going on again?

I'm thinking penis-size issues. Or penis-performance issues.

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"Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit." -- Edward Abbey, Vox Clamantis in Deserto

cheating and sex. Though it could be waffles. mmmmm waffles.