This was from last winter, but, aw, well...
Submitted by Sephiroths_Slave on Wed, 03/29/2006 - 7:38pm. Scenes
"Do you enjoy snow up your hosiery?"

-My friend, Monique, comenting on my colliding with a friend and falling on my @$$... No, seriously. I colided with my friend, Gina. Funny story, actually... We were running toward each other, when we realized that there was snow on the ground and we wouldn't be able to stop... We collided. Don't worry about Gina, though, I broke her fall... I was wearing stockings and a skirt that day. And the answer to the question above is no... Not at all...
What's the point?
Submitted by curlz on Sat, 01/28/2006 - 6:17pm. Scenes
Seen: Family eating KFC inside a chinese restaurant.

Why go to a chinese place if you don't eat the food??
Life of a Street Sweeper
Submitted by Larry Hosken on Mon, 01/16/2006 - 5:04pm. Scenes



"What, shit?"

"Human shit."

"Human!? Is that what for you're not sweeping it up?"
Two street sweepers, Eighth Avenue, Manhattan New York City
Sure you want to advertise that?
Submitted by jcharles on Sat, 11/05/2005 - 3:27pm. Scenes
A large piece of cardboard taped onto the back of a pickup truck, passenger side, with an arrow pointing to the right and the words "DIDN'T GET LAID LAST NIGHT."

The truck was parked, so I wondered if perhaps this was some sort of prank. Marital spat? I dunno.

~ outside a SCUBA shop, a few months ago, Indiana
Submitted by Saint on Fri, 08/12/2005 - 11:49pm. Scenes
Seen in Grand Junction, Colo, about two weeks before the start of school:
In the lawn of Martin's Mortuary & Crematory (about a stone's throw from Mesa State), signs stuck into the turf reading, "Escape School".

Underneath, in tiny letters, the signs gave the address to this, which makes it a little less ghastly than it first seemed. I'm still not sure the presentation is saying what they think it does, though.
Give Me A Wave
Submitted by Daniel Lehan on Sun, 06/12/2005 - 10:19pm. Scenes
Announcement by train driver:

This is a message to the school party who will be shortly getting off at Bethnal Green Station. There will be a member of staff at the platform to meet you. Please also take your time when getting off the train. There is no need to rush ! When you are all safely off the train, please give me a wave and I will then know you are all off the train.

24th March 2004

Central Line Train, London E12
Tickets Please !
Submitted by Daniel Lehan on Sat, 06/11/2005 - 2:53am. Scenes
Two ticket inspectors board the bus, as they do so, a young man tries to get off the bus, roughly pushing past one of them.

The male inspector asks to see his ticket, but the young man refuses, gets past him, and turns round and squares up to him boxer style. A few punches are thrown with the inspector saying:

Don’t try it !

The bus door closes and just before drawing away, the man runs back to the bus and thumps the side window with great force.

9th February 2004

Bus, Lea Bridge Rd, London E17
Unfortunate name
Submitted by Somnambulist on Thu, 05/05/2005 - 7:21am. Scenes
I was driving past a Middle School in Killeen, TX, and saw a sign out front congradulating some people on being teachers of the month, using the first inital and last name.
One such teacher: F. Hole.
Crutches optional?
Submitted by NeKo on Wed, 04/20/2005 - 1:03pm. Scenes
seen: boy walking through the lunch room with a cast on his leg and his crutches carried under his arm.
Come and get it
Submitted by danieljustin on Thu, 04/07/2005 - 10:05pm. Scenes
After discussing a recent Burger King commercial featuring Darius Rucker, and wondering if there was an ironic twist to the song, a woman with a large behind at 999 Bishop street in Honolulu, Hawaii exclaimed, to everyone in the elevator to "Come and get it."