Seen: Family eating KFC inside a chinese restaurant.

Why go to a chinese place if you don't eat the food??

I've got images of you sitting in here smoking broccoli!"

"I can picture you sitting in here after sex smoking a broccoli tree instead of ciggerattes"

Stated by a friend of mine, just becasue I have a polystyrene box that says broccoli on it!

Seen on a T-shirt: Chocolate makes my clothes shrink

"her hair's better than that lady's pants"

I overheard someone say this and fet quite odd as it is usually me that says strange things.