"What was her name?"
*muttered response*
"Oh...oh yeah, oh yeah. See, I know lots of people's names, I just don't know who they are."
--Two guys behind me in class.
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But you just asked for her name! And while were here, how do you know a bunch of names, but not the people? Hee.

" I have to give him back his football soon....it's stretching out my bra"
....A well endowed girl I work with talking to another girl walking past me in the hall.
The things that went through my mind in the space of 4 seconds almost scared me.
My first reactions:
I wouldn't blame the football.
Give them both back
The question is..does he Want it back?
Oh yeah...he asked me to get it for him

Seen at a Main St stoplight in Cortez, CO: A scrawny blonde man holding up a wooden cross about six inches taller than he is, with a plaque reading "Jesus" nailed to the crosspiece. As traffic passes, he gives the drivers thumbs-up, then gestures wildly at his cross as if someone might miss it if he didn't point it out.

A coworker suggested that perhaps the man was hitchiking, and wanted potential rides to know he was a Christian.

"You don't have to be a lesbian to be assertive!"
~Some lady giving a "reassuring" pep talk to her girlfriends at the adjoining table at Saggio's. I almost laughed out loud, but then I remembered InPassing.

Man - "My son is Cameron Berns, you know, world champion.. Getting ready to do it again.."
Gina - "Oh really, I've never heard of him!"
Man - "Everyone has heard of my son."
Gina -no comment-
Man - "And if I have another son, I'm naming him Son. Son Berns."

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Thursday, 10/9/03 at work.
What a schmuck, that's all I can say. ;)

Seen: A green jeep grand cherokee near my apartment parking lot. The remarkable thing about it...it had PIG keyed on the passenger door. I would like to meet this pig.

so..a bullet in the head?...yeah.. i would say that's a natural cause.
-a group of students studying in a cafe'. boone, nc.

"To Elizabeth: With the pleasure of meeting your charming unemployed cousin." David Sedaris signed my book! I met David Sedaris!

I'm not Elizabeth, I'm the cousin. I can't believe he put the fact that I'm unemployed in there. How amusing. As he was writing he asked out loud, "How do you spell 'unemployed?'" Hee.

He was very nice, though. :) And Elizabeth will love getting this at Christmas.

At a party with my housemate, I found myself playing Rock,Paper,Scissors...dont ask. Anyway he said the following:
"No one ever expects you to be the same thing three times in a row...I just ALWAYS choose to be rock, and it freaks people out...cause its like 2 out of 3 ya know? You'll win alot more than the other person does if they dont choose rock as well."

*sigh* he is so silly.

"There's no way you're gonna get that yellow jacket to have sex with the Tootsie Roll."


-- My dear friend Heather, a polite young lady with a sick, sick mind
around lunchtime today in The Pit at UNC-Chapel Hill.
The yellow jacket and the Tootsie Roll are real.