"Oh, did they burn the popcorn?"
"They must've. Hm. Smells like my cooking."
--Two elderly women behind me as we walked out into the lobby of a movie theatre.

"What was her name?"
*muttered response*
"Oh...oh yeah, oh yeah. See, I know lots of people's names, I just don't know who they are."
--Two guys behind me in class.
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But you just asked for her name! And while were here, how do you know a bunch of names, but not the people? Hee.

Dark-colored SUV pulls up, parks, and the driver steps out and crosses the street, leaving his car on and his door open. He is very tall and lanky, probably about 6'5.
He approaches another car purposefully, sticks his entire torso through the open driver's side window, and does...something. It was dark, and I couldn't really see, but I was walking by.
He was completely unperturbed by me, so I'm hoping I wasn't a witness to a crime.

"And after a while, you can just see Washington sittin' there smokin' pot, dyin' of syphilis."
--History professor, on the lies spread about some of our founding fathers.