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22 September 2000
Funny
"I love Live. I'm their biggest fan, I go backstage and everything. I like all three of their albums."
"Oh, really? 'Cause I like all four of their albums..."
--A guy bragging to everyone around him at the Live/Counting Crows concert, and an amused bystander
And that, my friends, is what we like to call a "smackdown."
*tsk tsk*
Sheesh, everybody always forgets that there was an album before Throwing Copper. Cool points to folks who can name it.
"Oh, really? 'Cause I like all four of their albums..."
--A guy bragging to everyone around him at the Live/Counting Crows concert, and an amused bystander
And that, my friends, is what we like to call a "smackdown."
*tsk tsk*
Sheesh, everybody always forgets that there was an album before Throwing Copper. Cool points to folks who can name it.
21 September 2000
Funny
"I don't know if you could call it false advertising, but I agree, 'hearty' isn't a word I typically associate with sushi."
--One woman to another on Oxford St
--One woman to another on Oxford St
21 September 2000
Funny
"I wanted to ask, 'Are you drunk, or are you just stupid? But..."
--Guy telling a story to a girl and another guy
--Guy telling a story to a girl and another guy
19 September 2000
Funny
"She picks up dirt like a vaccum."
--One woman to another in a cafe
So d'you think the woman in question enjoys gossip, or that she has issues with cleaning?
--One woman to another in a cafe
So d'you think the woman in question enjoys gossip, or that she has issues with cleaning?
17 September 2000
Funny
"But before we went out, I had no idea how raccoon-like she was."
--One twenty-something guy to another, standing in front of Blake's Bar & Restaurant on Telegraph
So do you think that means that she wears a lot of dark eye make-up, or that shiny things grab her attention?
--One twenty-something guy to another, standing in front of Blake's Bar & Restaurant on Telegraph
So do you think that means that she wears a lot of dark eye make-up, or that shiny things grab her attention?
16 September 2000
Funny
"You know, I will just never understand designer pleather."
--One girl, to another who nodded in agreeance, in Wicked, (a trendy boutique.)
--One girl, to another who nodded in agreeance, in Wicked, (a trendy boutique.)
15 September 2000
Funny
"Yeah, but sometimes don't you just feel like saying, 'NO! I don't want to wear orange eyeshadow?'"
"No, because if I did, I'd never work again. Plus, I saw a picture of Giselle wearing it once, and it looked alright. And she was on a magazine cover."
--Two abnormally tall, thin girls in Sephora, a cosmetics and fragrance store
Can I express how badly I wanted to be that girl's mother for just 30 seconds, so I could say "If Giselle was going to jump off a bridge..."
"No, because if I did, I'd never work again. Plus, I saw a picture of Giselle wearing it once, and it looked alright. And she was on a magazine cover."
--Two abnormally tall, thin girls in Sephora, a cosmetics and fragrance store
Can I express how badly I wanted to be that girl's mother for just 30 seconds, so I could say "If Giselle was going to jump off a bridge..."
15 September 2000
Funny
"Listen, you say that Britney Spears is crap, and I say that Limp Bizkit is crap. Let's just agree that we'll never agree, because really we can't BOTH be right."
--One guy to another, walking past me on Durant Ave.
And I think to myself "Oh yes boys, yes you CAN both be right..."
--One guy to another, walking past me on Durant Ave.
And I think to myself "Oh yes boys, yes you CAN both be right..."
13 September 2000
Funny
"Like hell! Do you have platonic relationships with ANY of your female friends?"
"Of course I do. *indignant* I have platonic feelings towards ALL of my female friends."
"Bull."
"I do-- I want them all to be healthy, happy, and sexually satisfied."
"That's NOT platonic." *growling*
--A rather cocky sounding 20ish guy, and his dubious female companion, walking down the stairs behind me.
"Of course I do. *indignant* I have platonic feelings towards ALL of my female friends."
"Bull."
"I do-- I want them all to be healthy, happy, and sexually satisfied."
"That's NOT platonic." *growling*
--A rather cocky sounding 20ish guy, and his dubious female companion, walking down the stairs behind me.
12 September 2000
Funny
"That's not a sexist remark because I know men paint their toenails too, they just don't tell us about it."
--A very small, elderly woman, lecturing her younger walking companion
You know, if I were a guy, and working in some grand, important, suity and serious job, I'd probably paint my toenails sparkly purple and no one would know.
Hrm, I wonder if this is why they don't make open-toed shoes for men-- to conceal the pedicures?
--A very small, elderly woman, lecturing her younger walking companion
You know, if I were a guy, and working in some grand, important, suity and serious job, I'd probably paint my toenails sparkly purple and no one would know.
Hrm, I wonder if this is why they don't make open-toed shoes for men-- to conceal the pedicures?