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7 October 2000
Funny
"I'm so sorry, I meant to say he was outgoing, not obnoxious..."
--A frantically apologetic girl in Cafe Presse
--A frantically apologetic girl in Cafe Presse
6 October 2000
Funny
"Ugh, my roommate and I have been looking for a fridge that will fit in that nook for so long that I've forgotten what cold milk tastes like."
--One guy to another, walking past Wheeler Hall
Oh boy, I hope that's just because they haven't been buying milk, and not because... ew.
--One guy to another, walking past Wheeler Hall
Oh boy, I hope that's just because they haven't been buying milk, and not because... ew.
5 October 2000
Funny
"Please park your car here again! I loved listening to your alarm go off ALL NIGHT LONG."
--One note, of about 5, under the winshield of a car parked on Haste St.
--One note, of about 5, under the winshield of a car parked on Haste St.
4 October 2000
Funny
"I'd kill for her wardrobe, that zebra coat is the coolest thing ever..."
"I know!"
--Two girls talking in the restroom
Eh, the epitome of cool is an ephemeral thing... I wouldn't go into the 'will kill for wardrobe' biz just yet.
"I know!"
--Two girls talking in the restroom
Eh, the epitome of cool is an ephemeral thing... I wouldn't go into the 'will kill for wardrobe' biz just yet.
3 October 2000
Funny
"...I said, 'Not faithful? Where'd you get that idea?' And she says, 'A good friend told me so.' And I'm all 'What kind of good friend would tell you a lie like that?'"
"Uhhh... it wasn't Stacey, was it?"
--Two guys outside Noah's Bagels
"Uhhh... it wasn't Stacey, was it?"
--Two guys outside Noah's Bagels
3 October 2000
Funny
"Oh, I was just buying some and thought I'd pick one up for you. And see, she's got this great little tattoo..."
--A woman in a cafe, explaining her gift of a Spice Girls doll to her friend
--A woman in a cafe, explaining her gift of a Spice Girls doll to her friend
1 October 2000
Funny
"Heh, that lady's reading a Harlequin romance."
"Don't you have a few books at home whose covers are graced wtih Fabio?"
"Yes... but I wouldn't read them in public.
--A girl and a guy in La Note restaurant
Naturally. They are called guilty pleasures, after all.
"Don't you have a few books at home whose covers are graced wtih Fabio?"
"Yes... but I wouldn't read them in public.
--A girl and a guy in La Note restaurant
Naturally. They are called guilty pleasures, after all.
30 September 2000
Funny
"How about 'Wayne's World 2?'"
"Nah, I didn't like the ending... Garth leaves the beautiful woman for another girl, just because she has a Unix book."
"Are you saying that outside beauty is all that matters?"
--A guy and a girl in the video store
Not to belittle the inherent sexiness of a programmable OS, but she's Kim Basinger. I'm sure even her kidneys are attractive.
"Nah, I didn't like the ending... Garth leaves the beautiful woman for another girl, just because she has a Unix book."
"Are you saying that outside beauty is all that matters?"
--A guy and a girl in the video store
Not to belittle the inherent sexiness of a programmable OS, but she's Kim Basinger. I'm sure even her kidneys are attractive.
28 September 2000
Funny
"But you can't live on Skittles and beer, either."
--A guy walking past my window
--A guy walking past my window
27 September 2000
Funny
"And he thinks his stuff is so profound because no one can understand it! I like my poetry because it makes sense!"
--A girl, ranting to her friends in Dwinelle Plaza.
--A girl, ranting to her friends in Dwinelle Plaza.