5 October 2000

Submitted by eve on Thu, 10/05/2000 - 7:01pm. Funny

"Please park your car here again! I loved listening to your alarm go off ALL NIGHT LONG."
--One note, of about 5, under the winshield of a car parked on Haste St.

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This is creepy, i could've sw

Posted by river on Fri, 11/26/2004 - 7:33am.

this is creepy, i could've sworn i read the same exact thing in found (granted, notes like these are 1 in .1)

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 10/21/2001 - 12:12pm.

Archived comment by k:
it was a crunch bar commercial...cuz she wanted to crunch something

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 09/26/2001 - 12:35pm.

Archived comment by the avenging schmoo:
just get a pen and let all the air out if his tires

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 05/15/2001 - 12:05am.

Archived comment by Mike:
Just do what the lady in the Snickers commercial did.

If you have a spare sofa.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 03/26/2001 - 6:16am.

Archived comment by nikki:
those kinds of notes are great. i once wrote one out when i got parked in at a parallel park.

"thanks for the great park job, next time could you leave me a can opener so we can both get out spark free."

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 03/15/2001 - 1:32pm.

Archived comment by Jules:
I agree, there should be a law that would let it be ok to stand on the roof of someone's car and BASH out all of the windows. sounds a little dramatic? Live near a nut with an alarm -- I believe he has gone DEAF b/c HE never seems to hear it. Go figure.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 11/28/2000 - 7:44am.

Archived comment by RoseHawke:
Heh. Shortly after we were married my husband the hot-rod nut decided that my older Buick Regal needed the engine changed out. To a large-block Chevy 400. With open headers. To those of you that don't know what this means in terms of *loud*, picture being *real* close to an F-16 taking off. We would take the car and go cruise through the local upscale mall's large, *enclosed* parking deck. Even after we'd gone, you could tell where we'd been from the line of car alarms that had been triggered by the vibrations.

Ah, yes, those were the days.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 11/03/2000 - 9:51am.

Archived comment by Aly:
Yeah! That gave me a wonderful idea for the next time my neighbor's alarm goes off.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 10/20/2000 - 2:13pm.

Archived comment by The Laughing God:
I think it should be legal to break into or vandalize a car whose alarm has been going off for more than five minutes straight. No, I'm serious. I really think this should be a law.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/11/2000 - 4:11pm.

Archived comment by Bryan:

This reminds me of a note left on our car while camping once... it simply said,

"Keep us awake all night long again and there WILL be some excitement at your campsite!"

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 10/10/2000 - 5:37pm.

Archived comment by Amber Eldred:
Gah! I hate car alarms. They never seem to go off except by accident. If one ever did go off for its originally intended purpose, it wouldn't do any good because everyone would just try to ignore it, sure that it's yet another false alarm. So they're basically useless except to annoy people. There's one that used to go off every day at 1:12 PM outside the building where I had philosophy class. For four weeks!

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