30 September 2000
Submitted by eve on Sun, 10/01/2000 - 12:30pm. Funny
"How about 'Wayne's World 2?'"
"Nah, I didn't like the ending... Garth leaves the beautiful woman for another girl, just because she has a Unix book."
"Are you saying that outside beauty is all that matters?"
--A guy and a girl in the video store
Not to belittle the inherent sexiness of a programmable OS, but she's Kim Basinger. I'm sure even her kidneys are attractive.
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Sat, 01/20/2001 - 11:41pm.
Archived comment by Adam:
*Someone* has to put a comment here saying something like:
"Eunuchs are sexy!?!?"
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 11/14/2000 - 3:52pm.
Archived comment by Oedalis:
Maybe Syd was referring to Garth's crush in the first Wayne's World?
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/11/2000 - 8:17pm.
Archived comment by In Passing Admin:
Not to smackdown, but I feel the need to defend my MENSA worthiness. Actually Syd, Honey Hornee was played by Kim Basinger. I swear.
As for whether or not I'd chose her over the unix girl, I don't know, I was simply making a joke about the different sorts of inner beauty. And yes, I do think Unix is sexy.
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/11/2000 - 1:50pm.
Archived comment by bitterball:
...the question is, would you date her just b/c she has attractive kidneys?
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/11/2000 - 6:44am.
Archived comment by Syd Brown:
Don't sign up for MENSA just yet, the actress is Donna Dixon, wife of Dan Akroyd, not Kim Bassinger. However, both women most likely have attractive excretory organs.
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