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What's *wrong* with you?!
Bizarre
"What's usually wrong with you?"
"Burping? Flatulence?"
"Um...no."
- friend and roommate
"Burping? Flatulence?"
"Um...no."
- friend and roommate
I know my alphabet!
Bizarre
"I know my alphabet better than you!"
-shouted across the room by one 16-year-old girl to another 16-year-old girl, in the middle of Social Studies class.
-shouted across the room by one 16-year-old girl to another 16-year-old girl, in the middle of Social Studies class.
Mayo riots
Bizarre
"...it's like a riot over mayonaise"
-girl standing in front of me, to her friend, after people started panicing over there being no more mayo in the dispenser
-girl standing in front of me, to her friend, after people started panicing over there being no more mayo in the dispenser
Pirates!
Bizarre
"I want to have a pirate hoedown!"
-this one boy in class, playing with one of those expandable binders like it was an accordion
-this one boy in class, playing with one of those expandable binders like it was an accordion
When song lyrics go bad
Bizarre
"Wait- did he just say 'Banana Douche'?"
~Someone in my S.FL news office, getting the lyrics to a Dahler Mendhi song that one of the guys in A&E was listening to very, very wrong.
~Someone in my S.FL news office, getting the lyrics to a Dahler Mendhi song that one of the guys in A&E was listening to very, very wrong.
Wheeness!
Bizarre
"Wheeness! wheenesswheenesswheenesswheenesswheeness!"
"is that even a word?"
"it's my word! I make up a lot of words."
-a conversation at my table during lunch
"is that even a word?"
"it's my word! I make up a lot of words."
-a conversation at my table during lunch
R Brief Nudity
Bizarre
"Hey!
What do you think of my girlfriend's titty?
Hey you!
What do you think of...
You, you in the pea green coat!
What do you think..."
What do you think of my girlfriend's titty?
Hey you!
What do you think of...
You, you in the pea green coat!
What do you think..."
--Man failing to engage the interest of the N Judah streetcar in an old-fashioned Mardi Gras flash
The late night streetcar lacked enthusiasm; I was no better. It wasn't until I exited that I realized that I had a bead necklace that I should have thrown. A party favor from work, it just missed its true calling.
Juice racist
Bizarre
"I'm racist against orange juice cartons. And other paper products as well."
- girl at my lunch table discussing with her friend why she hates the orange juice carton in her lunch
- girl at my lunch table discussing with her friend why she hates the orange juice carton in her lunch
January 21, 2004
Bizarre
"We have these animals in our yard. They're like...enlarged squirrel heads."
~A girl at the Sunday school party
~A girl at the Sunday school party
First time quoter
Bizarre
"Yeah, I don't know where the phrase originated."
"I think it was from that one old song, you know... *sings* What's your name? Who's your daddy?"
-A group of professors walking on my college's campus
"I think it was from that one old song, you know... *sings* What's your name? Who's your daddy?"
-A group of professors walking on my college's campus