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Preference
Bizarre
"I'll take a chunk of chocolate over rabid weasels any day."
— a woman talking on her cell phone (Pleasanton, CA)
— a woman talking on her cell phone (Pleasanton, CA)
Smoking!
Bizarre
I've got images of you sitting in here smoking broccoli!"
"I can picture you sitting in here after sex smoking a broccoli tree instead of ciggerattes"
Stated by a friend of mine, just becasue I have a polystyrene box that says broccoli on it!
"I can picture you sitting in here after sex smoking a broccoli tree instead of ciggerattes"
Stated by a friend of mine, just becasue I have a polystyrene box that says broccoli on it!
March 19, 2005
Bizarre
"Your top lip is very nice. You just need to stick it out."
~My mom, to somebody, I couldn't see who.
~My mom, to somebody, I couldn't see who.
Got Any Boots ?
Bizarre
A young man and woman waiting for the train. He calls a friend on the mobile and says he needs to borrow a pair of boots because he is singing a song at college.
He tells his friend:
I take size 8 and a half, sometimes 9
and asks what size feet his friend has and says he already has the shirt and jeans to go with the boots.
He is going to be singing a song from Annie Get Your Gun.
June 2003
Bow Church Station, London E3
He tells his friend:
I take size 8 and a half, sometimes 9
and asks what size feet his friend has and says he already has the shirt and jeans to go with the boots.
He is going to be singing a song from Annie Get Your Gun.
June 2003
Bow Church Station, London E3
Soda machine?
Bizarre
"I think my transmission's leaking..."
"That's the soda machine!"
-two boys, one talking about his car, the other being a moron
"That's the soda machine!"
-two boys, one talking about his car, the other being a moron
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Just take it
Bizarre
"Take it by force!"
-The message board in front of a church in Ft. Meyers, FL. I'm not entirely sure what Our Father's House intends to take by force.
-The message board in front of a church in Ft. Meyers, FL. I'm not entirely sure what Our Father's House intends to take by force.
The locker's so small that...
Bizarre
"You can't even fit a freshman in there!"
-girl complaining about our school's lockers.
you CAN fit a small 8th grader in the lockers, though. it's fun.
-girl complaining about our school's lockers.
you CAN fit a small 8th grader in the lockers, though. it's fun.
Bigfoot or ninja
Bizarre
"Were you being chased by bigfoot?"
"I was fighting ninjas."
-two boys over lunch. possibly discussing why one of them missed some event
"I was fighting ninjas."
-two boys over lunch. possibly discussing why one of them missed some event
Artistic license
Bizarre
"Let's think of the taco as a compositional force."
— an art instructor speaking to her class (Emeryville, CA)
— an art instructor speaking to her class (Emeryville, CA)