Intelligence levels waning...
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Tue, 09/13/2005 - 9:17pm. Funny
"I feel stupid right now or something."
- roommate
Everybody sweat now!
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Wed, 04/27/2005 - 4:30pm. Funny
"'Kay. Sweat. Go."
*after the set*
"If you're not sweating after that set, you...have a physical defect. And you should get that checked out."
- dj on the college radio station
Too good?
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Tue, 03/22/2005 - 12:04am. Tragic
"Sometimes, I think that I've settled. Is that bad?"
- two girls in the hallway
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Sun, 03/06/2005 - 10:56pm. Beautiful
"Alienation ain't just a colony of Martians."
- roommate, titling a paper
What's *wrong* with you?!
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Tue, 02/22/2005 - 12:37am. Bizarre
"What's usually wrong with you?"
"Burping? Flatulence?"
- friend and roommate
Which is worse?
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Mon, 10/04/2004 - 7:10pm. Funny
"Oh man, I'm aging fast..."
"Not Asian, aging. Geez..."
"I was going to say...You're a racist!"
"My mass media teacher is racist. We had to write down all the religious services we've been to, and she came over to me and said, 'Are you telling me you've never been to a Buddhist temple?!' I was like, 'Yeah...' Her name is Whitehouse, too. Figures."
- two guys in Psychology of Prejudice
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Sun, 07/18/2004 - 10:52am. Bizarre
"He's blow-drying his torches."
- guy at Bosch Baha'i School
No hablo espanol...
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Tue, 03/30/2004 - 3:30pm. Tragic
"She's the most boringest lab leader ever. She can probably speak Spanish pretty well, but..."
- a fellow classmate, commenting on our Spanish lab leader who is a native Spanish speaker
I think there should be the category 'Misheard'
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Sun, 03/07/2004 - 4:04pm. Funny
"Yeah, Jake. You know...TA Jake. Jake McCoy."
"Jake *who*?"
"Oohhh...I thought you said, 'Jake Monkey Boy.' I was like, oh...that's a change..."
- two girls in Tiki
Killing two birds with one to speak...
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Thu, 03/04/2004 - 7:46pm. Um...
"Here's my underwear-slash-tool drawer..."
- a girl in Tiki