"I feel stupid right now or something."
- roommate

"'Kay. Sweat. Go."
*silence*
"Start sweating...now."
*after the set*
"If you're not sweating after that set, you...have a physical defect. And you should get that checked out."
- dj on the college radio station

"Sometimes, I think that I've settled. Is that bad?"
"Nope."
- two girls in the hallway

"Alienation ain't just a colony of Martians."
- roommate, titling a paper

"What's usually wrong with you?"
"Burping? Flatulence?"
"Um...no."
- friend and roommate

"Oh man, I'm aging fast..."
*silence*
"Not Asian, aging. Geez..."
"I was going to say...You're a racist!"
"My mass media teacher is racist. We had to write down all the religious services we've been to, and she came over to me and said, 'Are you telling me you've never been to a Buddhist temple?!' I was like, 'Yeah...' Her name is Whitehouse, too. Figures."
- two guys in Psychology of Prejudice

"He's blow-drying his torches."
- guy at Bosch Baha'i School

"She's the most boringest lab leader ever. She can probably speak Spanish pretty well, but..."
- a fellow classmate, commenting on our Spanish lab leader who is a native Spanish speaker

"Jake...?"
"Yeah, Jake. You know...TA Jake. Jake McCoy."
"Jake *who*?"
"McCoy."
"Oohhh...I thought you said, 'Jake Monkey Boy.' I was like, oh...that's a change..."
- two girls in Tiki

"Here's my underwear-slash-tool drawer..."
- a girl in Tiki