"One day, we're going to realize the laws of physics don't allow that, and all the planes are going to fall out of the sky."
- guy in Women Writers class @ Whitworth College

"Ooh, it smells like..."
"Greg."
"Well, I was going to say it smells like cheese, but..."
"No, it smells like Greg."
- girl and guy in Arend Hall @ Whitworth College

"More people call in if you tell them to dial 777-FART."
"Of course. People just want to dial 'fart.'"
- random guest and DJ on KWRS, Spokane's Pirate radio (the college, student-run radio station)

"You're going to run away!"
"No, I'm not! I don't run away!"
"Yes, you do. You're just getting more stealthy about it."

- girl and guy in Tiki (Whitworth College)