"Hi, I want to buy the shirt in the window?"
"Ummm... Which one?"
*points*
*long pause*
"That's not a shirt... That's just... saran wrap we put around the dummy because we didn't have a shirt."

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Which just goes to show that anything can pass as fashion.

"And then he's all, 'Marry Me'"
"Oh gawd what'd you say?"
"Sorry, desperation isn't something I'm looking for in a husband."