"So, the guy was like, 'Yeah, but minors are allowed here!' and my father was like, 'Get the f*@# away from my daughter!' and he was about to beat the sh*t out of this guy... Then Security came...."

- A girl talking to her friend at my school. It's because I know people like this that I never go out!

-I found this in a notebook and could not stop laughing... This is a convo I wrote down that happened between 2 friends of mine during the Bush/Kerry election.-

Ananda: "Well, you can't spell Bush without the BS!"
Kristin: "Oh, yeah, well... You can't spell Kerry without the KY...*stalls* As in... Kill Yourself...*stalls* As in... If you vote for him! Yeah!"

-I am so glad I was there for that... The look on Kristin's face was priceless as she struggled to make sense! (and she still didn't!)

Me: "X-Play gave 'Star Fox: Assault' a review... They didn't like it too much."
Thunderman: "What?! Why not?!"
Me: "They said that Fox McCloud was terrible out of his space craft."
TM: "WHAT?! He's great out of that thing! He can duck behind stuff and blow up people!"
Me: "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fox?"
TM: "Hidden Fox with Rocket Launcher!!!!"

- X-Play is a show on G4 that reviews games and gives them a score. I love this show. Thunderman was angry because they didn't like this game (I think they gave it a 2 out of 5...) When he's angry, he's funny!

Me: "You know, I have a slight case of OCD."
Friend: "Ocked?"

-That was my increadably intellegent friend, Kristin... How do I find these people? Lol, j/k, guys, j/k!

Me: *sigh* life is dull!
Rabbi Rivzy: i kno i was just sketching stuff...like lions and things...lions r cool
Me: yeah... grr... lions...

-An AOL convo between me and the Rabbi (memo: NOT a real Rabbi! Just a friend who wants to convert to Judism!)

"What do you know about Pirates?"
My Dad: "Um, they're eccentric, they like to have a good time, and they use the letter 'R' a lot! What is there to know?"

-My dad talking to his friend.

"Stop! You're soooo smart! What are you, stupid?!"

-A girl to her friend after her friend made fun of her own intillegence-

Me: "Yeah, so I'm really into this band called 'Brand New' now."
Caitlin: "Really? What songs do they sing, Maybe I've heard of one."
Me: " 'Jude Law and the Semester Abroad'. "
Caitlin: "Jude Law sings?"

_I promised I'd stop poking fun at her, so this is my last cheap shot ;D_

Me: "Okay, but I'm going to need directions to your house if I'm going to pick you up..."
Caitlin: Well, I'm not very good at giving directions... OH! Danny's here.... You could just ask him for the directions... He's been over my house dozens of times. Besides, he told me where I live."
(I start laughing uncontrollably)
Caitlin: Whats so funny?
Me: " WOW!!!!"

"Get out of here! Stop it! You're so ugly! You know, that's why people call ugly people dogs! Can it, mutt!"

-My older brother to a dog that was barking at him earlier tonight. I'm embarrased to even admit that we're related!!!