"Good night, John Boy."
"Good night, Mary Ellen."
"There's a guy in here?!"
~Two leaders in the sleeping room and a girl who obviously didn't get the reference

"Good night! Good night! Sweet dreams! Good night! Good night! I won't stop singing if you won't stop talking! Good night! Good night! Sue has an awful voice! Good night! Good night! I have an awful voice."
~A leader trying in vain to get the girls to shut up so we could sleep

"Everybody was tofu fighting..."
~A guy singing as he walked to the guys' sleeping room

"It won't stop rolling!"
~A girl from the bathroom stall next to me, apparently in distress. Turns out she was talking about the toilet paper, but... yeah, I was confused for a little bit.

"Look! That kid is in a CAGE!"
~A very distraught girl, pointing toward a six-month-old across the street. He was happily playing in a playpen, with his parents right next to him. We tried to explain that it wasn't a cage, but she wasn't getting it.

"Dude, look at that guy jogging! He's all sweaty!"
"Uh, it's 90 degrees. What do you want him to be? Frozen?"
"Yeah! Icicles for chest hair, wouldn't that be cool?"
(And a few minutes later)
"I just pull 'em off and eat 'em."
"Flypaper?"
"No, icicles."
~A very confusing conversation between two guys and a girl on the bus

"Okay, one: you were annoying me before. Two: I want to kill you anyway. And three...I really don't care!"
~An angry girl trying to get another girl to stop playing the piano off-key

"Can I go to the bathroom?"
"Geez, Chloe. That's kind of a personal question. How should I know if you can go to the bathroom?"
(Sigh) "MAY I go to the bathroom?"
"Yes, you may. Hope everything comes out okay."
~Girl and youth leader during youth group time

"I need you to do everything I do in this ancient African ritual."
"And if I don't?"
"That's okay. You might die, but it'll be okay."
~Youth leader and guy during a game

"My bone is butty."
~Junior high guy, to everyone who walked into the room