"Peas! Peas! I love peas! I love pea-pea-pea-peas! They're mushy! And gushy! And pea-pea-pea-peas! Yum!"
~A girl at the girls' retreat, as she was eating lukewarm peas with her fingers

"Bekah's sense of humor is more like mine than anyone else."
"Is that why you both like Chinese food?"
~My mom and my sister, talking about the differences between my siblings

"Stop flirting with me!"
"I'm sorry."
"You're welcome."
~A guy and a girl at drama

"I live down by the river."
"In a van?"
"Yeah. We're going to have 40 people in our van. We're all about love. Hey! I could do that with a bus sometime!"
~Two guys at The Crib. Guy #1 was inviting everyone over to his house.

"Oh, and by the way, my acronym is DUD. So I went to the dinner party, and..."
~A guy talking to his friend on their way out of Sauk

"Your toes are green!"
"Uh, no, they're not, their brownish-white."
~Two guys at drama. The second guy had his feet up on the table, which prompted the first guy to cry out with this statement. His toes looked perfectly normal to me.

"I snapped my neck in half by myself once."
"Oh, way to go."
~Two girls working with a day-care, playing with all the kids outside

"If you buy me a husband I'll bite you back!"
~My sister to me, as I entered the house

"What's with his license plate? It says 'ILL WILL.' Like... like he's saying 'I want you dead!'"
~A guy at SALT, commenting on his next door neighbor

"We have two Grandpa Bobs. Because my mom's dad and my dad's dad are both named Robert."
"Wait a second- your grandma AND your grandpa are both named Bob?"
~A girl and a guy at SALT, trying to figure out the girl's relatives