March 28, 2004
Beautiful
"I can sew. I think."
~A guy in SALT, offering to make slip covers for couches
~A guy in SALT, offering to make slip covers for couches
March 28, 2004
Um...
"There's a BEAR coming!"
~My nine-year-old sister, running, panicked, through the room. There is NOT likely to be a bear in the middle of this Illinois town...
~My nine-year-old sister, running, panicked, through the room. There is NOT likely to be a bear in the middle of this Illinois town...
March 28, 2004
Beautiful
"I sit there petrified that all I have heard about this movie was wrong and that the characters are suddenly going to grab bloody axes and run around screaming 'Blood! Guts! Murder! Yeah! Fun!' and that feeling of forboding is not very conducive to liking a movie."
~A girl on why she doesn't like movies the first time through
~A girl on why she doesn't like movies the first time through
March 28, 2004
Funny
"Look at how fat my fingers are."
"Why are your fingers fat?"
"Water retention."
"Why are you retaining water? Are you pregnant?"
"Hey, hey, hey, guys, stop. That's how rumors start. By this time next week, you'll be pregnant."
"Oh, great, now you're just going to go out and do it anyway."
~Three girls in Sunday school (one of them a leader).
"Why are your fingers fat?"
"Water retention."
"Why are you retaining water? Are you pregnant?"
"Hey, hey, hey, guys, stop. That's how rumors start. By this time next week, you'll be pregnant."
"Oh, great, now you're just going to go out and do it anyway."
~Three girls in Sunday school (one of them a leader).
March 24, 2004
Um...
"Your watch was behind mine and now it's behind mine!"
~My sister, trying to synchronize our watches.
~My sister, trying to synchronize our watches.
March 21, 2004
Bizarre
"And so I was like, 'Mom! I can't take a shower, because the bathtub is all dirty and full of...TIM!'"
~A girl in Sunday school, ranting and raving
~A girl in Sunday school, ranting and raving
March 21, 2004
Beautiful
"Is that a nose spray?"
"No, it's a cross."
"A nose spray? What the heck is a nose spray?"
~Two girls and a guy on the bus, looking at a tiny cross-shaped bubbles thingy
"No, it's a cross."
"A nose spray? What the heck is a nose spray?"
~Two girls and a guy on the bus, looking at a tiny cross-shaped bubbles thingy
March 21, 2004
Um...
"Your cat's a drunk?"
(and then, seconds later)
"Oh! I thought you mean your cat called your mom's boyfriend Cosmetic Carl!"
~A guy on the bus behind me, talking very loudly
(and then, seconds later)
"Oh! I thought you mean your cat called your mom's boyfriend Cosmetic Carl!"
~A guy on the bus behind me, talking very loudly
March 21, 2004
Wisdom
"Don't vampires put you in a trance or something?"
"That's why you shouldn't smoke."
~Me and my sister. I'm not quite sure what she was thinking.
"That's why you shouldn't smoke."
~Me and my sister. I'm not quite sure what she was thinking.
March 19, 2004
Funny
"Bethany, could you go upstairs and put my pajamas on for me?"
~My mom to my little sister. I'm not sure quite what she was driving at.
~My mom to my little sister. I'm not sure quite what she was driving at.