"I am here + God SAVE ME!"
~inscribed on desk in the chem lab

"So this woman, Joy, is meant to come in on a Monday and teach us first aid, but shenever turns up. I'm thinking that perhaps it's meant to be some sort of philosophical treasure hunt- The Search for Joy."

(In case you were wondering why I filed that under beautiful, it's cause I particularly like the concept of a philosophical treasure hunt.)

"Angora does say 'I love you, honey,' more than cotton."
--One teenage girl to another, shopping at American Eagle

Down at Walmart, hearing an old lady talking with a teenager walmart worker:

"Do you have 102 Dalmations?"
"102....is that that movie with the dogs with the spots?"

"They're great. She's great. In fact, if there were a spotlight on just her, and the rest of the theatre was dark, I would be madly in love with that lady."
--A guy at the Parkway Theatre, commenting on Project Pimento's lead singer.

"Sticky? Yes. But worth it? Ohhhh, yes!"

-A guy standing outside the dining hall eating a candy apple

"take it from me, guys - jacking off sure relieves the stress!"

-overheard while walking down the street to a friend's place

"I think it's wonderful that you want to walk like a duck down the aisle."
--A woman halfheartedly talking on a cell phone while reading a magazine, in line at Safeway.

"i especially liked the inclusion of jung."

"and don't forget the use of the phrase 'candy-ass'!"

"oh, yes! genius, pure genius."


-two girls coming out of the blue man group concert last night. my favorite part is that they were both serious.

and both right, of course.

A conversation between co workers....


#1 Hey, you almost ran me off the road this morning!

#2 Oh, was that you?

Not "oops, sorry bout that", or "Gee, I just didn't see you".

Just a reminder, they call it rush hour for a reason.