"So, if you were a guy, would *you* be a swimmer?"
"Yeah I probably would. If I was, well you know...well endowed."
"Oh, yeah...definitely, what with wearing that tiny speedo and everything."

"I wasn't laughing. I was smiling."
"I was giggling silently."
"I was...being amazed by the fan."
~A girl and two guys at drama, when reprimanded for laughing at someone's performance of a serious part

"So I got an email from The Guy, and I thought --"
"Hold on, hold on, hold on. The Guy? I'm going to need a lot more context here. Knowing you."
"Shut up."
"Could say worse."
"Shut up."
--Two women talking at Andronico's.

Conversation between Steff and I: We were going through one of those question book thingies last night, and this question came up--"Would you like your spouse to be smarter and more attractive than you?"

Intelligirly: "Yes."
Steff: "Well, not way more. I mean don't want to look like a drooling idiot over here."
Intelligirly: "Well, way more attractive, by all means. But probably not way more smarter."

Orrrrr, maybe that would be a good thing. :D

"Okay, question, will the shirts be pink?"
"No, the shirts will not be pink. They're black with pink letters."
"Ha! Ha, Canaan, I TOLD you they'd be pink with black!"
"Uh, no, they're not pink with black."
"Yes, they are, that's what Jayme just said."
"No, they're black with pink. There's a big difference."
~Heated argument between youth leader and two guys over drama team T-shirts.

"I knew you were running to give me a hug! Oh...you had to go to the bathroom?"
~Youth leader at The Crib. *blink*

"Those were in my carnal days."
"You mean like caramel corn?"
~Youth pastor and other guy at SALT

"I was just saying I got it, because I was dumb, and I didn't get it before, even though I now still didn't get it. And yeah, I am dumb."
~A guy at drama practice who thought he understood what a certain line went, but it turned out he still didn't...at all.

"It's not mental, it's just in my head."
~Confused girl at drama practice

"I'll mostly be playing it by myself or with others."
~My brother, on what he would do when he bought a Gamecube