Overheard as two women walked past my open window
Funny
"...and someone pulled her skirt up over her ass, and we were like ohmygod!"
Ahhh, youth!
Funny
"It was, like, she KNEW what was in my head, dude!"
"You mean, like, she knew you wanted to **** her, man?"
--two young men overheard in a Denny's Restaurant in Temple, TX
--two young men overheard in a Denny's Restaurant in Temple, TX
July 21, 2004
Funny
"That brought tears to my eyes. Well, actually, they went back in."
~One of the "judges" on our American Idol contest
~One of the "judges" on our American Idol contest
July 16, 2004
Funny
"What do you WANT me to eat, starch?!"
~A sudden angry yell from my friend's kitchen
~A sudden angry yell from my friend's kitchen
July 16, 2004
Funny
"I should go try this outfit on."
"Yeah, because it's nice to have shoes that fit."
~Girl getting ready for work and me. I fully intended to say "clothes" but "shoes" came out
"Yeah, because it's nice to have shoes that fit."
~Girl getting ready for work and me. I fully intended to say "clothes" but "shoes" came out
July 16, 2004
Funny
"Sometimes people talk in their sleep and reveal secrets. But I don't think I've kept any secrets from you."
"I don't think I've kept any secrets from you either."
"Good. So we don't have to worry about talking in each other's sleep."
~Me and my best friend, trying to fall asleep. I make the stupidest gaffes at night
(Here comes the giant parade of quotes from the two weeks I was gone)
"I don't think I've kept any secrets from you either."
"Good. So we don't have to worry about talking in each other's sleep."
~Me and my best friend, trying to fall asleep. I make the stupidest gaffes at night
(Here comes the giant parade of quotes from the two weeks I was gone)
20 July
Funny
"La Crosse kicks La Ass."
"MINI-VAN...MEGA-FUN!"
"Jehovah's Fitness: running and jumping about for God."
"Isn't it great when plankton mate?"
"Get your learn on."
--various shirts at Urban Outfitters.
"MINI-VAN...MEGA-FUN!"
"Jehovah's Fitness: running and jumping about for God."
"Isn't it great when plankton mate?"
"Get your learn on."
--various shirts at Urban Outfitters.
At least she suffers under no illusions...
Funny
Daughter: "Dad, something really went wrong with you."
Me (indignantly): "Hey, blame them!" (pointing toward her grandparents) "They're the ones who raised me!"
Me (indignantly): "Hey, blame them!" (pointing toward her grandparents) "They're the ones who raised me!"
Good advice?
Funny
her: "do you need a hug now?"
me: "eeeeh... i need a man."
her: "what?"
me: "i need a man to hug."
both: "i/you need amanda huggenkiss!!"
her: "see? you could pull off a lifestyle change."
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intelligirly and me in the pizza hut parking lot this afternoon. heh. the pitfalls of watching too many simpson's episodes.
me: "eeeeh... i need a man."
her: "what?"
me: "i need a man to hug."
both: "i/you need amanda huggenkiss!!"
her: "see? you could pull off a lifestyle change."
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intelligirly and me in the pizza hut parking lot this afternoon. heh. the pitfalls of watching too many simpson's episodes.