Archives
25 October 2004
Beautiful
"Oh, sure. Go on, invoke that wrath. Brilliant."
--A guy to a girl at Mars
--A guy to a girl at Mars
1 November 2004
Funny
"How was the party?"
"We had two different girls, and one guy who dressed as Ashlee Simpson. Brown wig and a tape recorder."
"Oh. Closet fans in mourning."
--Two guys at Safeway
"We had two different girls, and one guy who dressed as Ashlee Simpson. Brown wig and a tape recorder."
"Oh. Closet fans in mourning."
--Two guys at Safeway
2 November 2004
News
5 November 2004
Funny
"At first I thought he was high, but it turned out he was just a Scientologist."
"Huh. I don't really know much about them."
"Oh, there's a lot there. I thought you were the religion guru?"
"No, the only unusual religions I really know a lot about are the ones that South Park has made fun of."
--Two guys talking on AC Transit
"Huh. I don't really know much about them."
"Oh, there's a lot there. I thought you were the religion guru?"
"No, the only unusual religions I really know a lot about are the ones that South Park has made fun of."
--Two guys talking on AC Transit
6 November 2004
Bizarre
"Yeah, I was woken up at 4am when her boyfriend went to the bathroom. I tell you tall guys? Farther to fall, much louder in the bowl. I'm serious."
--A girl talking at the next table over at Tsing Tao
--A girl talking at the next table over at Tsing Tao
1 December 2004
Funny
"People never say, 'oh yeah, remember that cult I was in? I met her there.'"
--A guy talking on a cell phone at SFO
--A guy talking on a cell phone at SFO
19 December 2004
Funny
"When he said he wouldn't recommend French wine out of protest I was like, fine, and I'll have a side of freedom fries to go with that. But then when he said that real mulled wine had pineapple and maraschino cherries in it I was like, dude, go on hating the French. Because they all hate you for what you've done to vin chaud."
--A girl talking to another girl at Andronico's.
--A girl talking to another girl at Andronico's.