Inappropriate for some readers
Submitted by Saint on Wed, 12/03/2003 - 9:37pm. Um...
I got a porn catalog in the mail today. In it was a flier, featuring explicit stills from the various movies they're giving away free with big orders (Horse Play, Lesbian College, etc), and at the top it said, "HARDCORE F**K FLICKS".

So...what's the standard here?

I'm picturing a board room, perhaps the one from Dogma, with the man at the head of the table saying, "It's perfectly normal to show a woman, ahem, riding her horse, but it's just wrong to use naughty words! Why, some impressionable child might get hold of that catalog, and by God, our upstanding company (no pun intended) won't be the reason little Johnny goes around dropping the F-bomb!"
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How about that
Posted by Saint on Sat, 12/06/2003 - 9:40am.
It seems there's actually a semi-lucid (if not reasonable) explanation for this. Jonesy pointed it out to me: In every porn catalog sent, there will either be censored obscene photos or censored obscene language--because if a catalog is sent out with both obscense language and obscene photos, it legally becomes porn in its own right, rather than just an ad for porn, and therefore cannot be legally sent to anyone who didn't specifically ask for it.

You learn something new every day. And thank you, Jonesy, for creeping me out just by knowing that. :) But I'm still very amused.
I applied
Posted by tim on Thu, 12/04/2003 - 4:49am.
to " Lesbian College" but I flunked the physical.
--" The torture never stops"--
 
Gee, that sucks
Posted by Saint on Sat, 12/06/2003 - 9:42am.
Those porno lesbians are always a lot less lesbian than real lesbians, too. You could have scored, big-time. :( Your SigOth might have been a little pissed, though.
 
Ehhhh
Posted by tim on Tue, 12/09/2003 - 4:43am.
She's always pissed at something...at least this time it would have been worth it
--" The torture never stops"--
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