Construction worker: (about a gorgeous, classy woman walking by) "Gee, I'd love to get into your pants!"
Woman: (Walking up to him as though she were interested, but she says...) Mr., I already have one a**-hole in my pants, I don't need another one!"
Random Construction Guys: "Ooooooohhhhh! DISS!"

-In Passing a constuction site. This woman is now my hero!