Mom: (Upon seeing a woman who might have really been a man) "Oh, my God! Is that a GUY?! Or just a really ugly, hairy woman?"

-5 minutes later-

Mom: "But really, what was IT?!"

Older Brother: "Welcome to college!"

My mom and brother on the drive up to my brother's college on the first time. Luckily, the entire 5 of us were there for this touching moment... Jury's still out on the gender of the subject of our conversation!