Ah, A Smartass in the making...
Submitted by spyderqueen on Sun, 11/09/2003 - 7:28pm. Funny
This was actually from a few years ago. Overheard in a shoe store.

Mother: "Now stop that, you know better than that!"
5-year-old: "No I don't, I don't know any better."
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