"Jayson Palmer loves Stacie Palmer forever. We shagged here once 8/5/00"
-On the tombstone of James W. H. Patterson, died 1877, located in the Necropolis in Glasgow, Scotland.

"Do you think he's got an adamantium lined ass?"
"It's not exactly a bone down there, is it? Colossus probably has, though. ...Organic steel, anyway."
-Two clerks in Forbidden Planet, a massive nerd store in London